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02-16-2007, 02:33 AM
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Florida Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
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02-16-2007, 03:23 AM
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02-16-2007, 03:40 AM
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Re: Florida Drinking Rule
Why are white people racists?
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02-16-2007, 03:47 AM
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Re: Florida Drinking Rule
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Why are white people racists?
Where is Ken with his "thats racist" BOY
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02-16-2007, 03:51 AM
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Where is Ken with his "thats racist" BOY
I'm expecting it.
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02-16-2007, 06:55 AM
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Re: Florida Drinking Rule
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Why are white people racists?
I think we've earned the right to be racist, don't you? 
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02-16-2007, 10:27 AM
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Re: Florida Drinking Rule
RIGHT ON !
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02-16-2007, 10:36 AM
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Re: Florida Drinking Rule
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Why are white people racists?
Why Not????
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02-16-2007, 10:49 AM
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Gods gona get you all for this thread and SHE can be very vengeful...
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02-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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Why are white people racists?
I am not racist, I hate everyone equally.
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02-16-2007, 05:47 PM
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Why are white people racists?
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02-16-2007, 07:31 PM
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Love the pope. LOL.
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