Wanted:

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD

Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

I'd say if you've got the cash, it shouldn't be hard to arrange. Dei should be able to hook you up. Just find the ones that don't know how to speak English so they're completely under your control...

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by Hmmm3

Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.

SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....

Saw it. Looks painful.