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View Poll Results: How often do you poop?
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1 or 2 times a day, every day, like clockwork! (I really like my Raisin Bran every morning)
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18 |
62.07% |
A few times a week, I think. (It's pretty casual around here)
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10.34% |
I don't know. (What the hell are you thinking with this thread?!)
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6.90% |
Depends on my diet. (****tee beef gives me the runs)
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3.45% |
I don't poop. (I make Ken leave the house so he doesn't know I poop)
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03-01-2007, 06:15 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Pretty close, but you forgot to add ",put back in pocket".
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03-01-2007, 06:22 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water... 
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03-01-2007, 06:40 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry.  Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!
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03-01-2007, 07:00 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry.  Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!
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Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is so paranoid that I am  So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!
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03-01-2007, 07:06 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is no paranoid that I am  So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!
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www.rent-a-midget.com
That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. 
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03-01-2007, 07:55 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... 
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03-01-2007, 08:49 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
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03-01-2007, 02:19 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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www.rent-a-midget.com
That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. 
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Must buy one of these:

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03-01-2007, 06:52 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Pretty close, but you forgot to add "taste, put back in pocket".
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