Smoked a ricer today

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

Ricers have a hard time getting beat by a JEEP. One mouthed off about my allegedly having " NAWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS". I simply explained that his momma wanted her ironing board back off the trunk of his ride.

[mikejr]

my favorite saying about the ricers is.....there goes another POS with a loud fart pipe on it......

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Rice boxes= .

[timgco]

I had a nissan 350z for a while. That car was fun!!!!

"RICERS" is suck a broad catagory. you have the POS ones with the big fart pipes. You have the all looks and no go catagory. And than you have the catagory that is just insane!!!!

I lined up with an Elipse against my TL1000R...and almost lost. We were side by side til about 130 and than I barely pulled. INSANE! That was the last time I hammered down like that. There was no wayyyyyy I was going to get beat.

Now it's more fun to swerve at them while in the HUMMER.

[Gunzz]

HAHAHA. Way to go. Screamin muffler that usually sound like a wire tie that gets caught in the vacuum. Had to be funny as h**l, when they couldn't catch up.

[CONRAD II]

HOLY S5 H@! That guy must have been running a .5 cyl. I can beat my h2 sut in the 40 yard dash. I friggan LOVE my truck, but I couldn't beat turtle with a stick up his arse!!! Thats why supercharger TOMORROW!

[MattRoberts123]

Originally Posted by CONRAD II

HOLY S5 H@! That guy must have been running a .5 cyl. I can beat my h2 sut in the 40 yard dash. I friggan LOVE my truck, but I couldn't beat turtle with a stick up his arse!!! Thats why supercharger TOMORROW!

Is your's really that slow? I had an 05 Tahoe before this, and I honestly think my H2 is faster... granted I do have a corsa exhaust and a hypertech programmer.. but even before... I have always been quite impressed with the performance of my H2 for such a big and heavy vehicle....?

BTW,

Still looking for a magnacharger... so if anyone knows of any deals... send them this way!

[mikejr]

timgco.....i agree with you....there are some very high performance ricers out there...

We always chuckle when some little ricer rides past with a big ole fart pipe....a huge massive wing on the back.... I guess if you add the big wing it is like adding a warp drive to the car....lol

[Humdingah]

While I saw the H2 vs. Lightning video I have to laugh...that guy did a burnout the length of the track that would have made John Force proud. Had he of pedaled it for a minute the spinning would of stopped and it would have been bye-bye H2. Granted a win is a win even if the other guy can't drive but to get all geeked-up about beating a Lightning is funny. That was a one-in-a-million run and no H2, supercharged or otherwise, is going to take a Lightning. With $1,000 in upgrades you have a legitimate 12 second truck and a good number of them have run 9's with a ton of them in the 10's. A 10 second Lightning doesn't even get a second glance anymore as it's pretty common...

And if I were a betting man I'd put my money on the L every time...and I know how fast they are because I have one.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Humdingah

While I saw the H2 vs. Lightning video I have to laugh...that guy did a burnout the length of the track that would have made John Force proud. Had he of pedaled it for a minute the spinning would of stopped and it would have been bye-bye H2. Granted a win is a win even if the other guy can't drive but to get all geeked-up about beating a Lightning is funny. That was a one-in-a-million run and no H2, supercharged or otherwise, is going to take a Lightning. With $1,000 in upgrades you have a legitimate 12 second truck and a good number of them have run 9's with a ton of them in the 10's. A 10 second Lightning doesn't even get a second glance anymore as it's pretty common...

And if I were a betting man I'd put my money on the L every time...and I know how fast they are because I have one.

It was hilarious, but you missed all the discussions on other boards where his buddies from here in VA joked the hell out of him. I went on a couple and explained that I knew he should have beaten me, but I was happy they could joke him.

I want to see Taz's truck on the track!!!!

[Mr. I - Man]

Originally Posted by mikejr

timgco.....i agree with you....there are some very high performance ricers out there...

We always chuckle when some little ricer rides past with a big ole fart pipe....a huge massive wing on the back.... I guess if you add the big wing it is like adding a warp drive to the car....lol

Answer me this. How the hell does a rear wing help a front wheel drive car???? I always thought that the down draft of a spoiler was supposed to hold the final drive drive wheels to the pavement for added traction & handling. A rear spolier would only help a rear wheel drive car.

[dеiтайожни]

Those aren't spoilers or wings. They are handles. You use them to push the car around the parking lot, kind of like a shopping cart.