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07-03-2007, 12:59 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
But.....its so BIG
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07-03-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
go cut the grass....
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07-03-2007, 02:10 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
or let's go to the mall...
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07-03-2007, 06:32 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
" I don't like all those people staring at us"
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07-03-2007, 06:40 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."

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07-03-2007, 01:25 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."

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I've ben giggling all day on this one. 
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07-03-2007, 02:15 PM
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07-03-2007, 03:49 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."

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Definitely the best quote so far!!!

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07-03-2007, 05:42 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
After wheeling hard I banged up my front diff and damaged my left CV, I had to have it towed to the shop. A couple of other Hummer owners gave me a lift home, I walked up to the front of the house and the wife asked "Did you have fun?" that was about wheb she noticed i did not have the truck with me...then she asked "Where's the F..k'n truck?" and "what have you done now?" I just blame Dennis!

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07-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play getting his ass kicked....."

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Damn Dennis, well written...... 
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play getting his ass kicked....."

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Damn Dennis, well written...... 
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HAHAHA!!! You prick.
Actually most of the time, only "Harsh" words are exchanged. But they are surprised when they realize their actions are actually putting themselves in regretable danger.  
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
One day I went out and had a Bassani dual exhaust installed. A few days later when my wife and I had to go somewhere together and I started the BRUTE up, she asked, "What's that noise"? I responded, just something I did to the engine..At which point she responded, "Well, I don't like it, turn it off". Of course, I chuckled and said I can't. You will have to get cotton for your ears if it bothers you that much.
After 2 years it is still on and she still hates the noise..No appreciation for the nice rumble of a great exhaust..
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07-05-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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One day I went out and had a Bassani dual exhaust installed. A few days later when my wife and I had to go somewhere together and I started the BRUTE up, she asked, "What's that noise"? I responded, just something I did to the engine..At which point she responded, "Well, I don't like it, turn it off". Of course, I chuckled and said I can't. You will have to get cotton for your ears if it bothers you that much.
After 2 years it is still on and she still hates the noise..No appreciation for the nice rumble of a great exhaust..
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I had a similar response from my wife after installing a Corsa exhaust--"This thing sounds like a.....truck!"
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
While driving around the first night after I bought my H2, my daughter texted her various friends. One of her 16 yr old friends texted back
"Hummer, hmmm, planet killer, but pimpin!"
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07-13-2007, 06:50 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
"come forward a little more, little more, left, left forward ..."
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"ok honey, your stuck on htat rock, what are you gonna do now?"
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07-13-2007, 06:59 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Rusty lets go weeling
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07-21-2007, 07:58 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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"come forward a little more, little more, left, left forward ..."
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"ok honey, your stuck on htat rock, what are you gonna do now?"
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LMAO
been there too man  might even of been the same rock 
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