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07-25-2007, 04:03 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.
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07-25-2007, 04:10 PM
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Sorry Adam about this.
Question for anyone here who may know better...............
would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.
Just a thought.
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07-25-2007, 05:02 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.
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Anything is possible. A proximity sensor connected to a loud speaker that yells something to the effect that the offender is looking at gay porn, would be neat.
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07-25-2007, 05:03 PM
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BTW - That's gross. Remember to wear gloves if you decide to ambush them.
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07-25-2007, 04:10 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.
Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.
A little crap would be the least of their worries.
My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....
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07-25-2007, 04:28 PM
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I think I know why this happening.
the kids are confused. I think you are the victim of mistaken identity. They more than likely came running up to the truck to play on the jungle gym. Than they found out is was really a HUMMER. As for the poop, well, I'm not quite sure. That is pretty fawkin gross. Did they have corn the day before?
You are the neighborhood watchdog! Get crackin with those motion activated cams.
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07-25-2007, 06:17 PM
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Did they have corn the day before?
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Sorry to hear about the vanalism, sounds like some kids to me....except the smeared turd points more to a psyco teen. We used to do the old flaming sh!t bag and then ring the door bell, but we never touched our own feces, thats just sketchy. 
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07-25-2007, 05:03 PM
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Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.
Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.
A little crap would be the least of their worries.
My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....
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Done. Posted an ad on Craig's list with a reward.
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07-25-2007, 05:04 PM
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Lots of good ideas from this group. 
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07-25-2007, 05:09 PM
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BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?
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07-25-2007, 05:22 PM
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I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers 
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07-25-2007, 05:56 PM
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I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers 
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I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do...........  .....
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07-25-2007, 07:19 PM
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BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?
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You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.
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07-25-2007, 08:04 PM
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You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.
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I mean, did you sit at a table and put one sample of your dog's crap on the left, the window crap on the right, then took a whiff of each to compare?
Or, did you do like a blind Pepsi challenge type of test to figure things out?
I need to know.
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07-25-2007, 05:55 PM
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That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it... 
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07-25-2007, 07:19 PM
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That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it... 
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Dei did it.
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07-25-2007, 07:24 PM
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Dei did it.
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I didn't do THAT but I'm collecting my sh it right now and booking a flight to make a little attitude adjustment in Colorado. 
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07-25-2007, 04:50 PM
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Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.
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If it's in front of your house you could install a video camera that points to the truck from inside the house. Just keep it looping with a days worth of filming. When you see it happen again, capture the previous days' film. Then, find out who they are, and let us know.
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