Bastid Vandals

[Adam in CO]

Lots of good ideas from this group.

[CO Hummer]

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

[lonePalm]

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by lonePalm

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do........... .....

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do........... .....

Moonie's right. Sorta.

I'll bet it's some HR teenager who can't get a DL or a car and thinks they're green. I had some dumb suburban kid call me and harass me about my Hummer years ago. I posdted the Caller ID on this website and got his entire family history. Called his Dad who said his son is a jackass and that he drives a Suburban. That kind of thing.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

I mean, did you sit at a table and put one sample of your dog's crap on the left, the window crap on the right, then took a whiff of each to compare?

Or, did you do like a blind Pepsi challenge type of test to figure things out?

I need to know.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Lots of good ideas from this group.

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it...

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it...

Dei did it.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Dei did it.

I didn't do THAT but I'm collecting my shit right now and booking a flight to make a little attitude adjustment in Colorado.

[BigPoppa1411]

Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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[Adam in CO]

Cool. Thanks.

[timgco]

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by BigPoppa1411

Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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• Receiver: 120V
• Receiver includes battery backup and one-hour mute button
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