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08-14-2007, 08:35 PM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
Brilliant!!
ok ill try thinking of something else.
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08-14-2007, 09:42 PM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
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08-15-2007, 12:19 AM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
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Brilliant!!
ok ill try thinking of something else.
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 Nice try Dei!
Here how about this:
Ken,
I know how badly you want this mower, in fact when I saw it I wanted it too. It would cut time off of your lawn cutting. Especially when you spend all day out there now- getting your waistband all wet and all.  You don't have to worry about that anymore. 20 minutes and you're done. 
No really, I guess I will be relieved too, gone will be the days... watching you circle around our land that you so valiantly protect. Watching the sweat drip down your body, hugging that steering wheel and turning it like a determined knight, wantonly teasing me ....it makes me so warm down there. I get so bothered and worked up all day, just sitting there- a voyeur in the window softly biting my lower lip. Phew, just thinking about it makes me feel so naughty. 
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08-15-2007, 01:05 AM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
You should write more erotic short stories.  |
08-15-2007, 05:21 PM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
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No really, I guess I will be relieved too, gone will be the days... watching you circle around our land that you so valiantly protect. Watching the sweat drip down your body, hugging that steering wheel and turning it like a determined knight, wantonly teasing me ....it makes me so warm down there. I get so bothered and worked up all day, just sitting there- a voyeur in the window softly biting my lower lip. Phew, just thinking about it makes me feel so naughty.
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Giggity!!
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08-17-2007, 12:57 AM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
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I don wanna work, just wanna bang on the drum all day!
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08-17-2007, 01:04 AM
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08-17-2007, 01:32 AM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
nothing runs like a deere....have had their tractors, mowers, chain saws, leaf blowers and weedwackers and they are all bullet proof IMHO.
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08-17-2007, 10:21 PM
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Re: Cutting the Grass
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Originally Posted by mikejr
nothing runs like a deere....have had their tractors, mowers, chain saws, leaf blowers and weedwackers and they are all bullet proof IMHO.
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I heart teh Deere!
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