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08-21-2007, 03:49 PM
Hummer Professional
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 398
Re: Gas Milage Tips And Mods?
Dear Mr. Bandit....
Sure I believe you're getting 15 MPG. After all, we all do.
Sure I believe your wife weighs 105 with 38DD tits. After all, all our wives do.
Sure we believe that you pecker's 12 inches. After all, all of ours are.
Sure Santa comes at Christmas. He always has...
15 MPG? BULL****. A H2 doesn't average 15 MPG unless you tow it 1/3 of the way...
Damn... Be realistic. If you said 12, I'd of said BRAVO! You are really working it. But 15? Nope. Not unless your city driving is going 55 with no lights...
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2006 Victory Red H3 (The Titanic), R.I.P. - It didn't float
1968 Mustang GT convertible
2005 Harley Davidson Hertitage Softail, Stage I, Vance and Hines Big Shot Longs - Sold 
2004 Jaguar S-Type (the wifemobile)
Last edited by Captain of the Titanic : 08-21-2007 at 03:54 PM.
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08-21-2007, 04:23 PM
Hummer Expert
Join Date: May 2007
Location: PHOENIX AZ
Posts: 681
Re: Gas Milage Tips And Mods?
I GET 11 MPG and the way i drive a'm lucky to get that .these H2's are gas hogs and every last person who owns one knew it B4 they bought it. if you have a sharp tune and a fresh air filter you may get 12 to 15 is you drive like a little old ladey .ther is no magic secret trick or device to make a 6400 lb 6.0 V8 all wheel drive truck that is shaped like a brick get 17 mpg now, maybe in the future but not now so just grab your balls and wallet fill up twice a week and stop obsessing about it and enjoy the ride .
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