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09-07-2007, 05:15 AM
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Re: OMG!
I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips. 
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09-07-2007, 05:38 AM
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I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips. 
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09-07-2007, 05:57 AM
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09-07-2007, 06:02 AM
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I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.

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09-07-2007, 06:17 AM
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I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.

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09-07-2007, 06:19 AM
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Oh, and that picture is so 5 years ago. This is the new hotness.

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09-07-2007, 07:33 AM
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Oh, and that picture is so 5 years ago. This is the new hotness.
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09-10-2007, 05:35 PM
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I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.
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I guess with 1,500 posts in five months, you should expect to piss a fair number of people off and end up arguing a fair amount.
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09-10-2007, 07:43 PM
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I guess with 1,500 posts in five months, you should expect to piss a fair number of people off and end up arguing a fair amount.
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If people get pissed that easliy...then their life must really SUCK.
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09-10-2007, 01:55 AM
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Re: OMG!
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I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips. 
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Sure I'll go through all the steps for you just go to this website and it will help you out DRTYFN
http://www.summerseve.com/douche.aspx

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09-10-2007, 05:17 AM
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wow, never heard of anal douche.
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09-10-2007, 05:22 AM
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you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching 
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09-10-2007, 05:26 AM
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you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching 
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Jamie, she's pretty cool. Reminds me of someone. 
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09-10-2007, 08:58 AM
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Jamie, she's pretty cool. Reminds me of someone. 
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Ask her about peanut butter jelly time
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09-10-2007, 04:01 PM
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but what about fergies truck...
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09-10-2007, 06:35 PM
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Ask her about peanut butter jelly time
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The BEST TIME OF THE DAY ummmmmmm........ 
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09-10-2007, 06:40 PM
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you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching 
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It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.
Don't play with fire kiddies. 
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09-10-2007, 07:32 PM
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It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.
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Let me see if I'm reading you right. You're saying that his mother got phucked up the ass by some dude, he shot his load in her bunghole, then she pulled the gizz out of her ass, put it way deep in her pussy with her finger, and some little $hit-stained sperm attached itself to an egg and eventually formed a child to be later named "Jamie". Is that what you're saying?
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09-10-2007, 07:41 PM
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Let me see if I'm reading you right. You're saying that his mother got phucked up the ass by some dude, he shot his load in her bunghole, then she pulled the gizz out of her ass, put it way deep in her pussy with her finger, and some little $hit-stained sperm attached itself to an egg and eventually formed a child to be later named "Jamie". Is that what you're saying?
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I think that's what he's trying to say......kinda stupid but whatever...
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09-11-2007, 12:36 AM
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Re: OMG!
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It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.
Don't play with fire kiddies. 
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It's ok DRTYFN everybody goes through rough times, let it out,let it out  We all know your mom likes in the a$$ but just because she used a anal douche to get herself pregnant dosen't mean everybody elses mom did it that same way
Here this will show you how to use an anal douche so next time you can do it in yourself:
http://www.deepmemories.com/Anal-Douche_p_13.html
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