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09-09-2007, 09:13 PM
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Re: Anyone else!
Update:
Yesterday I had another f*cker pop off. Gotta admit, I fricking love it. I think that I will take off next year and enter it in the Green Peace parade.
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09-10-2007, 03:10 AM
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Re: Anyone else!
only 1 in a year of ownership. Guy with wife in tow asks in a low volume "Does it make up for a small dick". I said "Prolly does. What makes up for the ugly wife?" Priceless.
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09-10-2007, 03:11 AM
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Re: Anyone else!
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Originally Posted by Fastest H-Town Realtor
only 1 in a year of ownership. Guy with wife in tow asks in a low volume "Does it make up for a small dick". I said "Prolly does. What makes up for the ugly wife?" Priceless.
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OMG!!! That's funny as hell!!!
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09-10-2007, 03:12 AM
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Re: Anyone else!
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Originally Posted by Fastest H-Town Realtor
only 1 in a year of ownership. Guy with wife in tow asks in a low volume "Does it make up for a small dick". I said "Prolly does. What makes up for the ugly wife?" Priceless.
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09-10-2007, 06:11 PM
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Re: Anyone else!
gotta admit, that is a good one.
dk
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09-10-2007, 06:53 PM
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Re: Anyone else!
man, down here in Miami you see h2's EVERYWHERE so i don't get anything that isn't gas related..  I do have the opportunity to throw the trucka infront of hispanic ****s who are trying to be silly an cut you off. I had this on **** in a vette get all stupid. So i swung the truck over in his direction and he looked like he almost took a ****... "ahhhh!! much better!" |
09-10-2007, 07:09 PM
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Re: Anyone else!
When I first got the H2 in last year I seemed to get a lot of abuse. Now it's rare. Of course it seems like there are H2s at every street corner.
Last year I did have two interesting incendences.
1. The first was when a ugly fat chick made a "little pecker" sign at me. I drove up next to her car and looked down on her boyfriend and asked him "How do you f*** that fat cow? You can do so much better" - He started to get out, when she said "Don't do anything - You're on probation - You'll end you to jail"... I laughed my azz off and left them in my wake.
2. I had a woman (early 20s) come up to me in a Kroger parking lot and say "You are a Gas-Hog - I wish you were dead!" and then walk away looking superior. I shouldn't have done it, but, later she was wishing she had air in here passenger front tire...
Now I just ignore the occasional one-fingered salute...
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09-10-2007, 07:29 PM
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that's hilarious. 
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