It is Sunday

[h2co-pilot]

Now look, I dunno what you guys are tawking about....

I'm talking about some creamy wholesome peanut butter with some Welch's jam in between some whole grain Nature's Own.

Now, I like sex, I like it a lot. In fact, I like it more than most people. But you cannot in no way correlate sex and Peanut butter and jelly.

Peanut Butter and Jelly- the phrase oozes childhood, wonder bread, Jiff, Peter Pan, Welch's, Smuckers, grape, strawberry, crust, no crust, crunchy and creamy.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time means gettin it on with Jiff and Welch's, getting a little sand in it from a beach picnic and eating it anyway or having it in the fort you made that's better than your brothers. Slappin some chips on it if you're feeling a little crazy. But that's it.

They go together, no doubt, but in the bread not the bed.

I did a little research and if you scroll down, the only mention of it meaning any sort of sex act is a gay one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ter+jelly+time

Now, aware or not, or if this is some made up thing you guys think of when you're feelin a little hot, it's wrong, I'm puttin a stop to it right now. This is a severe behavioral disorder.

Call it something else. Anything else, unless you wanna explain it to the Welch's grape juice girl. I call her I swear to gawd!