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#1
09-27-2007, 06:02 PM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by ChiHummer3
Redneck Pick up Lines
1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6. If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7. You might not be the best lookin girl in here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8. Man-"Fat Penguin"
Woman- "What?"
Man- "I just wanted to say somethin that would break the ice"
9. I know I'm no Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make yer bed-rock
10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
11. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
12. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon
13. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Have you been hanging out in Lockport again?
#2
09-27-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
Have you been hanging out in Lockport again?
I would've said Joilet.....but I guess Lockport will work too! 
#3
09-27-2007, 06:18 PM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by ChiHummer3
I would've said Joilet.....but I guess Lockport will work too!
Joliet is where the brothers/fathers/cousins married to the daughter/sisters/cousins from Lockport live.
#4
09-27-2007, 10:22 PM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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#5
09-28-2007, 12:14 AM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
A redneck virgin is a twelve year old girl that can still out run her brothers.
#6
09-28-2007, 02:37 AM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
Oh dear...
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09-28-2007, 05:55 AM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by tanklizard
A redneck virgin is a twelve year old girl that can still out run her brothers.
LOL
#9
09-29-2007, 08:52 PM
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Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
That is gross
but funny
Come on, your from Alabama, you know some of that to be true
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