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Re: I've got the willies!!!
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Have a good sleep.  |
And I'm still awake.... 
Me=  by a little flesh eating creepy crawly.
What if one bites my pee-pee? Holy crap I'll never sleep tonight.
Google Image "Brown Recluse Bite" if you don't know what this little killer can do. 
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10-01-2007, 10:03 AM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
I'd be more worried of it burrowing in your ear and laying eggs in your brain. 
Try and get some sleep. 
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10-01-2007, 10:11 AM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
Whelp, I'm up.  I couldn't sleep either. I tossed and turned all night. I know it's babies are in here and they want to hurt me. It took me three steps and a leap to get over here on the couch downstairs.
I'm afraid to tinkle because I know there is one hiding in the toilet and it wants to bite my hiney.  |
10-01-2007, 01:06 PM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
KenP you should be a short story writer, i was scared just reading about that hahahahahaha. Last night i was on the computer much to my suprise suddenly running up the wall as i was enjoying my nightly popcorn, and cup of hot tea, an albino colored lizard ran up the wall right next me it was huge that was creppy too. But your story is more intense
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10-01-2007, 01:52 PM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
Just remember spiders never forget. You probably killed some spiders baby. 
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10-01-2007, 01:56 PM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
Deep Fried with Kosher Salt...em em GOOD !!!
maybe Ranch Dressing also...
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10-01-2007, 04:49 PM
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I'm afraid to tinkle because I know there is one hiding in the toilet and it wants to bite my hiney. |
When we were camping in New Mexico, we'd always take a stick and run it around and under to seat in the outhouses. They love to hide under the seat and munch on soft white flesh.
So just use a stick and clean the seat before tinkling
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
just sell up and move somewhere else.....
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
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And I'm still awake....
Me= by a little flesh eating creepy crawly.
What if one bites my pee-pee? Holy crap I'll never sleep tonight.
Google Image "Brown Recluse Bite" if you don't know what this little killer can do. |
12 GA shotgun with buckshot will protect you from the recluse...any signs of it, point in direction pull trigger...anything in the area will be destroyed including the spider.....I dont know if we have them around here, but I do know we have those big hairy wolf spiders...always hiding in the wood pile....ICK!
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10-01-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
I'm still freaked out. And Ken may have been thinking those things but he was all...."I got it".
So now I feel my safety is even more compromised.
We have wolf Spiders too. Anyone remember this?
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10-01-2007, 06:54 PM
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Its all HOKUS POKUS !!!
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
Ken,
We don't have bugs in Colorado. That is all.
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I checked that thread, but I thought Kenny already pickled your eggs!  |
10-02-2007, 05:56 AM
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I dont know if we have them around here, but I do know we have those big hairy wolf spiders...always hiding in the wood pile....ICK!
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Ever step on a Wolf Spider and keep watching it? Every now and then you get a female carrying, hell I don't know, hundreds of babies that all of a sudden go scrambling away from dead mama.
That's some nasty sh!t right there. Have spray ready.
COHummer, I know. Believe me, I know.....
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10-02-2007, 08:39 AM
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Whelp, I'm up. I couldn't sleep either. I tossed and turned all night. I know it's babies are in here and they want to hurt me. It took me three steps and a leap to get over here on the couch downstairs.
I'm afraid to tinkle because I know there is one hiding in the toilet and it wants to bite my hiney. |
But they like to hide in the cracks between the cushions.
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And I'm still awake....
Me= by a little flesh eating creepy crawly.
What if one bites my pee-pee? Holy crap I'll never sleep tonight.
Google Image "Brown Recluse Bite" if you don't know what this little killer can do. |
That's no Pee-pee!
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This is a pee-pee! (Well, at least a dick.)
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10-02-2007, 11:32 AM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
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10-02-2007, 12:37 PM
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Re: I've got the willies!!!
down here in Florida, at least for me, giant big scary spiders arent so much of a spider. For me the annoying ones are cocroaches
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