I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.

Partially mangled??? That's like saying Hillary Roadham is kind of a commie lesbian.

I just closed my eyes and I could see you dancing around like a screaming little fruit.


ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?

I would have. But holding the puke in my mouth only to have it come out my nose made my eyes water. So I basically called it a day.

[tower]

More photos (close-up) please.