Got a little dirty this weekend...

[Birdman]

BUHWAHAHA!!

Tower of power? It's more like tower of Little Debbies. Look at this pic I found on another thread.

Actually, It looks just like some dude I saw wheeling off trail and nearly killing ski resort employees. Should we report this guy to the National Ski Patrol or something?

[DennisAJC]

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.

[tower]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.

You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that!

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by tower

You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that!

Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?

[tower]

Originally Posted by Birdman

Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?

But how does the sperm from the male birdman get into the female? How can they have intercourse without any external male organs, such as a penis? The male's sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss. Below is a diagram of the male and female bird sex (reproductive) organs. (Note how externally, the male is indestinguishable from the female.)

This explains so much. I've never heard of a male having penis envy before. No wonder all you can do is preoccupy yourself with me and what I can do. Sorry for giving you such a hard time. I didn't know. And just because I know how the big words scare you: In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds, reptiles, and amphibians possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine. feces and for the male. sperm. (A lovely cocktail. I'm sure it gets you a lot of action.)

[Birdman]

~t,

Now that you're done attempting to deflect attention from the subject matter of the thread can you answer my questions?

Please take us through a play by play on how you smoked that Jeep. We know it involved your long wheelbase and extra torque. But can you give us more specifics on how it played out? This is a wheeling forum and people would like to hear some details.

Posting irrelevant noise only makes you look a childish teenager. Maybe you could deal with my question since it's pertinent to the thread.

[Captain of the Titanic]

Seems to me, Birdboy, that the original question was showing pictures of tower's offroading. That being done, it fell back to you to show some of interest as well.

All I've seen is a lot of BS from you and an explanation of your genital deficiency from tower.

Well, enough of this crap... I've got front row tickets to the Alice Cooper Halloween concert tonight - It's gonna KICK AZZ!!!