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Old 10-23-2007, 02:50 PM
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You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that!

Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:26 PM
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Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?
But how does the sperm from the male birdman get into the female? How can they have intercourse without any external male organs, such as a penis? The male's sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss. Below is a diagram of the male and female bird sex (reproductive) organs. (Note how externally, the male is indestinguishable from the female.)

This explains so much. I've never heard of a male having penis envy before. No wonder all you can do is preoccupy yourself with me and what I can do. Sorry for giving you such a hard time. I didn't know. And just because I know how the big words scare you:
In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds, reptiles, and amphibians possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine. feces and for the male. sperm. (A lovely cocktail. I'm sure it gets you a lot of action.)

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~t,

Now that you're done attempting to deflect attention from the subject matter of the thread can you answer my questions?

Please take us through a play by play on how you smoked that Jeep. We know it involved your long wheelbase and extra torque. But can you give us more specifics on how it played out? This is a wheeling forum and people would like to hear some details.

Posting irrelevant noise only makes you look a childish teenager. Maybe you could deal with my question since it's pertinent to the thread.
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:40 PM
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Seems to me, Birdboy, that the original question was showing pictures of tower's offroading. That being done, it fell back to you to show some of interest as well.

All I've seen is a lot of BS from you and an explanation of your genital deficiency from tower.

Well, enough of this crap... I've got front row tickets to the Alice Cooper Halloween concert tonight - It's gonna KICK AZZ!!!
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Geez Birdboy who stuck a cocklebur in your underwear. You asked him to show some wheeling pictures and he did. Geez you've been on this board a month and your starting arguements already? Oh here's a picture of me after wheeling. I tried passing that Jeep too.
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We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!
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We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Hes not a fake, hes a cool guy, that given a chance would help anybody here.
Not sure why there needs to be an argument here? How old are we.

Really, the people that really do the Wheeling are mostly pros and get paid for it, what we do is called a recreational hobby, its about enjoying not about bragging about how good you are.

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Default Re: Got a little dirty this weekend...

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We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Dude.....Enough already, quit the friggin nagging. He posted some pics, if you dont like them or think you know a thing or two..... POST SOME BETTER PICS and then talk some smack. I have not been here that long either but I do post regularly and from what I have seen TOWER knows a thing or two about these vehicles and offers help (with the occasional smart azz comment ) so that makes him an asset here. Why come on here and attempt to stir up a bunch of crap..... when I see this I smell Troll
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