ATTN: tower

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this?

If I had to choose, I would pick the guy in the photo hanging on the wall.

[jmsspratlin]

WOW, I hate I missed this. That's very sad to hear that someone passed out and he did not do anything about it? I thought he was somehow in the medical field? That is against the law....period! If all that is true..that is def sad. I had no ill will toward him, but this thread is funny, and seems a bit childish that someone would sign DRTY up fr email spam...like someone said...thats illegal!

[DennisAJC]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN AND HIDE!!!!


I ......DON'T.....THINK........I......CAN... ......KEEP........THE.......

BANNISHMENT.......DOOR....OPEN.....ANY.... ..LON.......GER.............HIDE.......HID E.......BEFORE.....THE........ DRTY....ONE....SEES.......YOU.....

[Big Dad]

That was photo-chopped?

[CO Hummer]

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob? Gooey is straight.

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?See Woodshed

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?Unpossible

He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.

LMAO. I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.

[H2Blondie]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.

Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

Are they permanently deleted or did someone someone 'soft' delete them?

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

Ries & faprications.

[CO Hummer]

OK guys, all kidding aside........

I've met this really hot chick at work and I'd like to get her to interested in me. I'm 5'4" tall and about 260 lbs.

How can I convince her that I'm not a fat and in really good shape. I need some help here.