My my my....

[Tubs McFatty]

Originally Posted by bparker

Yea she is ok, I dont see a problem with a man being proud of his wifey

Ya know, I think you and I could work out quite the business arrangement.

As you may or may not know I have a tendency to fall in love with other peoples wives and travel up to 1,150 miles to be that creepy guy that stares and gently masterbates through my pants while nobody is looking. I'm what some would call the great fat white ninja. I will become good friends with your wife, or so she will think.

I will help her ego get boosted through the roof by making her feel good about the fact that you are but another douche in a giant bag of seemingly endless feminine products and that she obviously deserves better. she will think I am her best friend, we will talk twelve to seventeen times per day about all of your shortcomings.

I could go on and on but I'll spare you the reading. Let me know when you want me to start as my schedule has freed up recently since I am no longer stalki... err speaking with my previous client.

[bparker]

No please by all means, go on and tell us... "we" are quite interested in knowing just how manly you are... please tell....

Originally Posted by Tubs McFatty

I could go on and on but I'll spare you the reading.

[bparker]

hahahaha, and yes guys she is getting quite a kick out of this.... we are trying to think of something special for you guys...

Yes, you do get bored when you have known each other since the age 6... yes, we have been together that long - met her on the bus riding to school.... she couldnt resist my pimptastic dukes of hazzard lunch box....

[mikejr]

Originally Posted by bparker

hahahaha, and yes guys she is getting quite a kick out of this.... we are trying to think of something special for you guys...

Yes, you do get bored when you have known each other since the age 6... yes, we have been together that long - met her on the bus riding to school.... she couldnt resist my pimptastic dukes of hazzard lunch box....

You might have my wife and I beat. We met in highschool and have been together ever since...27 years...thats a long ass time! Your wife is very pretty....

Hmmm...something special for us guys....i was waiting for someone to say bewbies....lol....but no one has said it yet...lol

[bparker]

Thats greatness! And congrats to you guys. My parents were highschool sweethearts as well. Still together today in thier late 50s.

Originally Posted by mikejr

You might have my wife and I beat. We met in highschool and have been together ever since...27 years...thats a long ass time! Your wife is very pretty....

[mikejr]

Originally Posted by bparker

Thats greatness! And congrats to you guys. My parents were highschool sweethearts as well. Still together today in thier late 50s.

Thank you and congrats to you also!

In september will be our 20th wedding anniversary. You have any kids? One here, she'll be 13....a freaking teenager....good gawd!

[H2Finally]

Originally Posted by mikejr

In september will be our 20th wedding anniversary. You have any kids? One here, she'll be 13....a freaking teenager....good gawd!

Congrats! End of the month we'll be celebratin our 3rd anniversary (actually 12th since we married on Leap Day ). Add 6 years dating prior -- we've been together 18 years.

[Sewie]

Originally Posted by mikejr

i was waiting for someone to say bewbies....lol....but no one has said it yet...lol

Bewbies are implied. We shouldn't even need to ask anymore.

[Big Dad]

I know but they just appear too...what's the word...globe-like or round!



By the way that avatar is funny as hell!

[mikejr]

Originally Posted by Sewie

Bewbies are implied. We shouldn't even need to ask anymore.

Well I thought the same thing....but evidently they didnt view that memo on the implied bewbies...lol

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by mikejr

Well I thought the same thing....but evidently they didnt view that memo on the implied bewbies...lol

What memo? I didn't get any memo! Don't tell me it was in that TPS report with the coversheets....