How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

Now I'm thinking you squeeze one out before you start the whole ritual. That gives you 1.5 hours before Kenny comes in the bathroom which allows dissipation of the stinky girl-poop odor. Chicks are nasty.