Weird tourist gawkers

[Karsun]

We have never gotten the finger yet and maybe only one dirty look so far. Maybe those tourists had never seen one but it was still strange. LOL I believe that on the volcano, more people should hear that kind of news instead of blaming everyone for driving a certain vehicle.

[Big Dad]

I said it before and I'll say it again, only because I like you, actually I'll spell it out, "urban legend" you know.

The "yellow" Hummers are the ones that either chicks or dudes with little peckers drive. That's the word on the street.

Ask people that don't know you own a yellow Hummer...what the yellow Hummer symbolizes...I dare ya....

Kind of like "Porche" they look cool and all...but they're for chicks to drive.

That said, don't shoot the messenger.

[Karsun]

And why would that be? Seriously. And we didn't know that when we got it so screw that legend, it be not true!

[Big Dad]

Hey now, don't shoot the messenger...it may not be true to you but it's true to many more than you might think.

The quickest way to find it is to google search the words "yellow hummer penis envy" that's for all the chickas out there.

Then try "yellow hummer little penis' and you shall see.

I like your yellow Hummer...I would have bought one if it didn't have that stigma attached to it.

You know, I don't want to draw attention to my penis size and all that....

[finall]

That yellow hummer stuff is made up by mental midgets! And, if you really believe it, you should not have the privelidge of driving a yellow hummer.

[Karsun]

Originally Posted by finall

That yellow hummer stuff is made up by mental midgets! And, if you really believe it, you should not have the privelidge of driving a yellow hummer.

Thank you! A voice of reason finally!!! PS I googled the yellow penis Hummer thing and all I got was a bunch of losers on a site called Yelp talking about all Hummers. Yellow showed up in the search because one poster said his neighbor or something had one. These losers also hate any kind of expensive vehicle because in their world it makes them feel good to bash something they can't afford or don't understand. Oh and this wasn't being all like look at me I can afford it because I'm not rich either. My point is that they bash things they can't have usually. One person even bashed Harleys on there. I mean come on! I love my yellow H2 and Big Dad, I know you're messing around and all so this isn't aimed at you.

[Big Dad]

Yeah...but if I can't pull your leg...who's can I pull!