Tired of the Hummer haters, Help !

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Usually the only time I seem to get negative vibes is when filling up at a gas station and get the typical gas hog remarks . This reply always seems to shut them up real quick:

"Yes, and I'm just sure when they read the eulogy at your funeral they will speak of the great mileage you were getting when you were hit by that drunk driver!"

They never seem to have a comeback after that...