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Re: How the fight started ......
just a few changes:
#3 She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too"
i said, "and maybe i have gotten more than you think Honey??"
#5 He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well,do you think I am Jim Carrey??"
#6 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can moo by herself."
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Re: How the fight started ......
 OMG! These were great! #3,4,5,6!!!!!!!
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12-27-2008, 06:28 PM
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just a few changes:
#3 She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too"
i said, "and maybe i have gotten more than you think Honey??"
#5 He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well,do you think I am Jim Carrey??"
#6 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can moo by herself."
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Re: How the fight started ......
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12-28-2008, 04:49 AM
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HI WOMAN !!!
How are you ....?
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This is just the beginning, more soon 
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12-29-2008, 05:09 PM
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Re: How the fight started ......
gotta love the jokes!!!
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Re: How the fight started ......
great laughs here, thanks for posting them!..
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12-29-2008, 09:12 PM
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Re: How the fight started ......
YES,
I am a great JOKE TELLER !!!
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