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03-07-2009, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Panama City, FL
Posts: 982
Re: funniest website
One of my favorites:
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the **** out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me.
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03-10-2009, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 1,050
Re: funniest website
Those can't all be true?
"Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes." 
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