HELP with one liners !!!!!!!

[draconianruler]

I love the dirty looks and how it pisses off tree huggers I haven't had anyone say anthing to me but I will probably respond with

[PaHumBug]

When people ask me what mpg I get I just say "I don't know, that's not why I bought it, but it's on par with most full size trucks." If they continue I tell them how I think the mpg has improved since adding the 6 inch lift and big tires... Then they look confused and I walk away.

[slippy]

Most full size pickups with gas engines get 10-12 mpg.
example: any 2500-3500 truck.

I actually tell people i upgraded to 12mpg and watch there brain melt. my jeep wrangler on 33's got 10mpg.

[HummerJim]

I tell them it gets better mileage than the heavy duty F250 4x4 (9 to 10 mpg) it replaced, and it hauled over 1000 sandbags through 2 and 3 ft of flood waters in the great Clarksville flood of 2008 to help save over 100 businesses and homes. This winter when we had 19 inches of snow, everyone wanted a Hummer! Driving around a stuck snow plow may have been one of the highlights of this year!