Increase mpg easy

[starkey188]

No free samples, and don't know about your grandmother. You'll have to try it.

[guruerror]

Thanks...I think I've got some crush volcanic pluton in the garage, I'll give it a try this weekend. If it helps, maybe we can partner up with QVC and sell some crush volcanic pluton alloy bracelets or something.

I'll keep you posted.

[Big.Z.hummin]

[starkey188]

No need to go there. My global warmer now can meet every other cars standards for hydrocarbon emissions. Less hydrocarbons out the tailpipe equals more gas molecules used ie. better milage and more power. In Phoenix the dmv tests each car for their emissions, its pretty black and white. Anyone that has to get their car tested, let me know, I will send you some to use. I just ask that you test before and after treatment. There are alot of variables to checking mpg so testing emissions will not get miscalculated.

[guruerror]

So? There are free samples? MD has emissions testing and I'm due next month for my checkup...let me know.

[Chubosco]

Gee, can you beam some of that magic dust to me? I will snort it.

I don't know what scares me the most. The fact that this guy is completely nuts and believes his own story or that he is a con artist and his post is still up.

[guruerror]

I'll test and post results if I get a free sample. No way I'm paying up front for this.

[diablo344]

Great post. Thank you for the information

[starkey188]

Hey Guru, if I send you a postage paid box would you send the unit back? I would like to inspect it to see why it didn't work.

[guruerror]

Sure. You can use the same address as before.

[Sportsdude]

[PaHumBug]

How embarrassing to have guru publicly demostrate this tried and true method to gain mpg's, and wouldn't you know it, he happened to get a faulty Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator...


Still waiting for your results Starkey...

[guruerror]

...and I am still awaiting the 'postage paid box.'

The moon rocks are still on my tank...and I'm still getting the same mileage. I switched back to 'moon rocks' cause it's easier to remember. LOL!

My buddy was checking the truck out this weekend and said, "WTF is that demin sack on your gas tank?" I laughed, because I completely forgot it was up there and said, "I don't know. It was there when I bought it from the dealer."