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Old 10-11-2011, 05:07 PM
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i think that was probably the best thread i have ever seen. by far the funniest.
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I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!

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I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.
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I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.


Well, NOW you have my attention!!!!


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




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Well, NOW you have my attention!!!!


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




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Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)
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Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)


Okay, I'm out of this thread after that comment.




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I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!


Do you have any in denim???
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Do you have any in denim???
LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.
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LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.

Ahhh, better tell Starkey you solved the mystery!!!
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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
Even better...here's a pic of Starkey collecting the samples:



...seriously though, I'll take a pic of the 'real deal' this evening and post. It just looks like crushed rocks.
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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
Here's the legit pic...

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