Amazing

[SMITH23H2SUT]

What's the big deal guys? A taxi will charge you $15-$20 just to take you 10 miles.So what if my HUMMER will only get 10-12 miles per gallon, I just spent $3.90 on a gallon that will take me 10-12 miles. I just saved $16.10, I think I'll spend it on pizza tonight.There was a month that I had to rely on public transportation( Taxi/train/bus ), it cost me $800 and I definitely missed the comfort of my HUMMER.I spend about $350 a month on gas.

[NJ H2]

I know for a fact that you can get at 15 MPG in a HUMMER H2 as long as you:
1. Are the only person in the Vehicle
2. Have less that 1/2 tank of fuel
3. Drive to and from work downhill
4. Fold in your mirrors
5. Be in a vacuum
6. and last but not least: Install the Tornado

What say all the neigh sayers now?

[PaHumBug]

Don't forget Spanky's moon rocks. Guru had sooo much luck with the trial...

[guruerror]

Originally Posted by NJ H2

I know for a fact that you can get at 15 MPG in a HUMMER H2 as long as you:
1. Are the only person in the Vehicle
2. Have less that 1/2 tank of fuel
3. Drive to and from work downhill
4. Fold in your mirrors
5. Be in a vacuum
6. and last but not least: Install the Tornado

What say all the neigh sayers now?

To hell with all that...just coat the front of the vehicle with Vaseline...you'll slip through the air. It's a guaranteed +5 on your MPG.

Originally Posted by PaHumBug

Don't forget Spanky's moon rocks. Guru had sooo much luck with the trial...

And it's not Spanky...LOL...it's starkey188. You make it sound like I got my moon rocks from the Little Rascals. My sh!t was legit...he even sent me the pic of him collecting them:



http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ght=moon+rocks

[PaHumBug]

And it's not Spanky...LOL...it's starkey188. You make it sound like I got my moon rocks from the Little Rascals. My sh!t was legit...he even sent me the pic of him collecting them:



http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ght=moon+rocks

Hahaha, spanky, starkey, whatever. I knew it was something like that and I didn't want to go looking for it.

[Yetti]

I was just discussing MPG with my son, he says I can get a couple more Mpg if I switch the exhaust and get a tuner. dunno? I am fairly happy with the 12 or so I get now. when I fill up it says 350miles to empty

[SMITH23H2SUT]

If you want +5MPG Highway, just fold in the mirrors. One touch of a button will have you slicing through the air. The mirrors are so big, they're acting like parachutes.

[HummerJim]

Originally Posted by SMITH23H2SUT

If you want +5MPG Highway, just fold in the mirrors. One touch of a button will have you slicing through the air. The mirrors are so big, they're acting like parachutes.

There's also a post many years ago by someone who claimed 0.5 mpg gain by removing the roof racks for highway travel after several cross countries in his H2. I saw $3.29 a gallon gas this morning at the Quick Stop!