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If you have ever been caught doing something...crazy like off roading where you probably should not...what was your excuse?
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Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
If you have ever been caught doing something...crazy like off roading where you probably should not...what was your excuse?
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Okay VT, whadya do?  |
08-02-2005, 01:01 PM
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Originally posted by Ghost of Jerry Bransford:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
And then there was this time that a Texas Trooper caught Brad getting sodomized by 3 guys at once. he kept screaming "Call me a Goatse little attention whore!!!" over & over at the top of his cum filled lungs. Then his uncle/daddy came and picked him up New Jersey Meat Hook style and carried him home where the real "fun" started.
Oh yeah, forgot- it was in a 2002TJ.
Stupid dick.
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Someone is living quite rent free in that little noggin of yours :agree: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Rent-free" is soooo JU/OTN-ish of you. Could you intentionally misspell some of the words like you daisy-chaining turds do on JU/OTN? It'd be just as cool here as there.  And just as ghey.
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08-02-2005, 01:31 PM
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Raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!11
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Exactly.
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08-01-2005, 11:58 PM
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Watch out for them there flying shovels 
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08-02-2005, 12:21 AM
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I bet if you had $1.00 for every time that vid made it on a forum...you could buy a small country! That is just crazy! LOL I admit the first time I saw it was on a motorcycle forum when people were busting my balls about wanting an H2. Um...yeah, didn't stop me! 
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08-02-2005, 12:10 AM
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I do have a story about a toe....
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08-02-2005, 04:28 AM
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HA! Used to....
A local resturant owner wanted to get his truck muddy. He found a nice spot with some deep holes and went for. After driving through the mud he headed back to the rest.
Later on some police showed up looking for the owner of the muddy H2 out front. 
Turns out the guy went through the holes dug for gas tanks at a 7-11 under construction. Then drove back to his rest. just down the street... leaving a nice trail of mud. 
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08-02-2005, 01:16 AM
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Good one VT, I knew you did something.
I have a story about a construction site. A local guy with a Hummer, tore up an area that was dug out for the foundation and had pipes sticking up that he ruined. He owned a gas station nearby and the cops just followed the mud over to the parked H2. I remember he got in trouble. Ken could probably elaborate more. |
08-02-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
And then there was this time that a Texas Trooper caught Brad getting sodomized by 3 guys at once. he kept screaming "Call me a Goatse little attention whore!!!" over & over at the top of his cum filled lungs. Then his uncle/daddy came and picked him up New Jersey Meat Hook style and carried him home where the real "fun" started.
Oh yeah, forgot- it was in a 2002TJ.
Stupid dick.
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Someone is living quite rent free in that little noggin of yours :agree: |
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Originally posted by alldunn:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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I am just about sick and god damn tired of mother ****ers like you. You are a complete disgrace to human beings. If you don't have anything decent to say, then STFU. I hope you rot in hell. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now that's ironic.
Oh, and as far as the OT goes ... I lived in a pretty bad neighborhood in college and drove a Jeep. One of the fun things I jused to like to do was climb the hill to my apartment complex instead of driving up the driveway. Well, one night I did that in the rain and slung all kinds of mud out behind me. After I parked I looked across the street and there was a car parked there covered in mud and some guy sitting in it (at about 3:00 in the morning) smoking a cigarette. The place across the street was always getting busted for drug sales so I just hurried on into the apartment and made sure ol' Besty was loaded just in case.
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one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
"Rent-free" is soooo JU/OTN-ish of you. Could you intentionally misspell some of the words like you daisy-chaining turds do on JU/OTN? It'd be just as cool here as there. And just as ghey.
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WAT are joo talking aboot???
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08-02-2005, 01:05 AM
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I sunk my F250 in a construction project once in college... My buddy and I "borrowed" a dumptruck from the site to pull us out...
We wiped the wheel off and ****...
...a couple of weeks later we sunk his in a nearby spot in the same project, only no nearby dump truck...
We came back the next day and asked if they would kindly pull his truck out with their steam shovel thingy and they did...
then they asked me if I knew anything about a dumptruck...?
...of course I told them it was my "other buddy" and fled the scene...
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Quote:
Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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I am just about sick and god damn tired of mother ****ers like you. You are a complete disgrace to human beings. If you don't have anything decent to say, then STFU. I hope you rot in hell.
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08-02-2005, 04:32 AM
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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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And then there was this time that a Texas Trooper caught Brad getting sodomized by 3 guys at once. he kept screaming "Call me a Goatse little attention whore!!!" over & over at the top of his cum filled lungs. Then his uncle/daddy came and picked him up New Jersey Meat Hook style and carried him home where the real "fun" started.
Oh yeah, forgot- it was in a 2002TJ.
Stupid dick. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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08-01-2005, 10:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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And then there was this time that a Texas Trooper caught Brad getting sodomized by 3 guys at once. he kept screaming "Call me a Goatse little attention whore!!!" over & over at the top of his cum filled lungs. Then his uncle/daddy came and picked him up New Jersey Meat Hook style and carried him home where the real "fun" started.
Oh yeah, forgot- it was in a 2002TJ.
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Oh no kidding? That is pretty cool! I remember when I first got here (before I bought mine) and saw the pics of your truck. I remember thinking to myself...that looks like the one from the video.
I really like what you have done with the truck!
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