Hummer invincible? I think not...

[MAC]

This is not a total, far from it, not a big deal, not bad at all, no body damage which is usually most expensive part. Wild guess $2K-$3K-$4K? 2-3 months? better get used to the Taurus rental car. Small price for you to pay for saving a stray dog. Next time just run over the sucker.

Wonder what would happen if you were in your BMW 3? I have seen several times BMW 3s flipped over on the side of the road with wide-eyed kids standing there waiting for the tow trucks and wondering how they gonna explain it to their parents.

You are in no position to look at new Hummers, get it dried and fixed and forget about it. Look at the bright side, you are okay and alive, dog is okay and alive, no scratch on paint and even your plate is still there.