Off road oops!

[VTSTOMPER]

Originally posted by H2co-pilot:
Okay VT, whadya do?

I was out on a local, well traveled trail when some how I must had gone right when I should had gone left. Well this other guy I was with in a 80's Scrambler got a little close to a drainage ditch. *whump* I see him in the rear view mirror slide into a deep ass swampy ditch. Well he is not really "treading lightly" trying to get out of there, so I put the truck in park and hop out. As I am walking down this guy comes flying out of the woods with a shovel swearing up a storm. I totally thought he was going to start slapping the jeep or one of us with the shovel.

He comes over to Phil (my friend that was there) and he is like “You F*@king a$$holes are the most stupid mother F#%!@ERS I have ever seen in my life. Don’t you know your on private land, and I could send both of you to jail for a long time. Not to mention I have to get my tractor our and fix this F*ucking ditch because you $hit heads F*cked it all up!

(good thing he didn’t see the hummer around the corner or he really would have been pissed )

So I get behind him, and he got a little more quiet…started to chill out and then I asked him what we could do, in a calm voice. I controlled the situation by being humble and explaining that we had taken a wrong turn, and there really was no signs telling us there was no trespassing out this way. I told him our main goal was to get out of there, and we would be out of his way.

Well he was pretty low key after that and even helped us get the jeep out. I went so far as to ask him if we could buy him some grass seed for his ditch. He said no, and I was happy with that! : ) It was not like it made a huge mess.

I honestly thought there was going to be some kind of beat down going on, and I was shaking with adrenalin. I am not one for fights…but I was looking around for a stick of something when I saw that shovel headed at us at mock stupid.