I give up....

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
Hey Drty, what's the matter? We all know that you're a still in the closet peter puffing lover. Ha Ha! We're down to only 3 gallons of lube now anyways. E got all excited last night when I told her we still had 6 gallons left...man, it was a long night...in the H2, in the Mercedes and lastly in the Vette. Didn't make the normal 2 hour mark though. FYI, E actually wore a nice little nurse outfit (no fake beard & mustache this time). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, you're very obviously over-matched in the imagination department here.

If E needed to be lubed up for action with you then that's usually an indicator that you're not doing it for her.
(Walked right into that one, didn't you?)
Somehow when you say nurse outfit all that I see you thinking of is non-gender specific(and actually male oriented) scrubs.
If I were you I would have said I had dressed her up in a naughty little candy striper outfit. But that's just me and I'm very heterosexual and you're... well, you sound very conflicted about your latent homosexuality.

And banging E in the 'Vette must be pretty easy for you what with you not needing much room for that short stroke you've got. I bet you closed your eyes and pretended you were pushing in the stool of the grubby mechanic you've had your wandering homo eyes on.