Chances in life.

[argonaut]

Steve, it is time to give your wife the old Dutch Oven. She will be used to your farts after that.

so what is the deal with this big house? How long has it been around? I never understood why anybody would need a 100 room house. What would you possibly need all that space for? I guess if you have an inadequacy problem and had to compensate by making yourself look like you have arrived as hard as possible. Why not a nice 50 room house? Hell what about 25 rooms, even the biggest Mormon family wouldn't fill that...