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01-17-2008, 07:19 PM
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VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 1979
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike! 
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01-17-2008, 07:56 PM
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Re: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007
Heard that before but it is funnay
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01-18-2008, 07:41 AM
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Re: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 1979
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