|
#1
10-05-2007, 03:30 AM
Hummer Guru
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In a FREE U.S.A. where Marxism, Socialism & Communism is not allowed !
Posts: 5,485
GUTS OR BALLS !
Subject: Guts Or Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
> do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
> informed, the definition for each is listed below...
>
> GUTS - is arriving home late af ter a night out with the guys, being met
>by
> your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
> "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
> the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
> your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
> result in death
__________________
REMEMBER
History, be it in 1 Year, 10 Years, a Hundred Years or One Thousand, will show that those people who voted for John McCain in the United States Presidental Election of 2008 were true patriots...
#3
10-05-2007, 03:50 AM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Haha! I was just about to post that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 03H3
OK, RYD I know this is a
REPOST
Because when I posted it months ago, Someone informed me that Ken had posted it months before that!
I also found where H2Finally posted it last year, too.
__________________
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
#5
10-05-2007, 04:28 AM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
Posts: 31,286
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Stupid ol geezer.
__________________
.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My Video Collectionez
#6
10-05-2007, 04:48 AM
Hummer Authority
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Wherever I Go, There I Am!
Posts: 1,216
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
#7
10-05-2007, 04:52 AM
Hummer Guru
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,871
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Quote:
Originally Posted by 03H3
Ken your new Avatar kicks ass!
Suck up
#8
10-05-2007, 10:26 PM
Hummer Authority
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In da Chi! I am not only the originator of the H.O.A.B. club. I am also a member
Posts: 1,309
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Z
Fake!!!
A real veteran would know that knife is a USMC Ka-Bar not an Army Knife
I hate posers.
#9
10-05-2007, 11:17 PM
Hummer Authority
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1,055
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
fissed!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 03H3
Ken your new Avatar kicks tits!
__________________
06 Slate Blue, manual, Adv. Pkg., Monsoon, sunroof, brushguard, rock rails, ucp, tow pkg, K&N intake, underhood air compressor, Warn Lights, Spider rear Diff. cover
Black Sheep Hummer Squadron
#10
10-06-2007, 02:05 AM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
Fake!!!
A real veteran would know that knife is a USMC Ka-Bar not an Army Knife
I hate posers.
#11
10-06-2007, 03:03 AM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Federal penitentiary
Posts: 21,046
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.
You only caught that because it's so close to 'gay bar'.
__________________
<({O})>
Fishing Again.
#12
10-08-2007, 04:44 AM
Hummer Authority
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In da Chi! I am not only the originator of the H.O.A.B. club. I am also a member
Posts: 1,309
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Ka-BarQuote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.
https://www.kabar.com/name.jsp
Enough said civilian
#14
10-09-2007, 08:10 AM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
Me=Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
by bad intel. But not as as the Yankees & the Bills.
#15
10-09-2007, 05:41 PM
Hummer Guru
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Europe, Belgium, Waregem
Posts: 5,280
Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
__________________
http://hummertruckworld.tenmagazines...lery.ten?id=29
MY TRUCK : NO !
MY DOG : MAYBE
MY WIFE : YES
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Display Modes
Posting Rules
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:48 AM.
Linear Mode
