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08-19-2006, 04:54 PM
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George Bush and John Kerry get haircuts
Bush and Kerry are sitting next to each other getting haircuts in the Congressional barbershop. The atmosphere is tense and no one in the room is talking. Kerry's barber finishes a couple of seconds ahead of Bush's and says, "There Senator, we're done. Would you like a little splash of lilac water?"
Kerry replies, "Hell no. My wife will tell me I smell like I've been in a New Orleans whorehouse."
Bush's barber says, "Mr. President, would you like some lilac water?"
Bush replies, "Sure. My wife has no idea what a whorehouse smells like."
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