Wedding Dress.............

[DDWH]

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what
type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The
sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit
more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would
be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so
excited about our wedding, h e died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limousine
on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"In some ways, he was the worst. That one was a Democrat," said the
woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the
bed and told me how good it was going to be."