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How often do you poop?
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1 or 2 times a day, every day, like clockwork! (I really like my Raisin Bran every morning)
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62.07%
A few times a week, I think. (It's pretty casual around here)
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10.34%
I don't know. (What the hell are you thinking with this thread?!)
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6.90%
Depends on my diet. (****tee beef gives me the runs)
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3.45%
I don't poop. (I make Ken leave the house so he doesn't know I poop)
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17.24%
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02-28-2007, 07:42 PM
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How often do you poop?
Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
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02-28-2007, 07:51 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
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02-28-2007, 07:54 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
That's funny.
I never saw my wifey pinch a loaf during our first 4 years. Very discreet. Now after 13 years, she doesn't care if I'm brushing my teeth, she'll walk in and release the hounds of hell.
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02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
Me too. Few sips of coffee and a couple puffs from Marlboro Med and I am off to the shi%ter
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02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.Quote:
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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
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02-28-2007, 08:16 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
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02-28-2007, 08:36 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.
Now thats the REAL Golden (brown) Spike
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02-28-2007, 09:10 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
I still laugh when I think about that.
"Kenny, we need more butter. Would you be a sweetie and run get some?"
Then....
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02-28-2007, 09:18 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Nah uh.
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02-28-2007, 09:21 PM
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Nah uh.
Actually I think your avatar fits this thread, like a "before/after" Ken leaves.
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02-28-2007, 09:46 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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All the time.
That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?
No way you could have lasted 14 hours.
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02-28-2007, 10:05 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?
No way you could have lasted 14 hours.
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02-28-2007, 11:03 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Well Sh!t, I was about to go have dinner and have a snickers for dessert then go on the Casino boat,
BUT NO! I have somehow lost my hunger.
Oh well I will have to settle for a few Cap't and cokes instead.
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02-28-2007, 11:05 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.
Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:
"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat".
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02-28-2007, 11:13 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That read like a cross between a Metamucil and Dairy Queen commercial.
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02-28-2007, 11:17 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
No. You would have found a zip-locked baggie of special surprise tucked under your seat 3 months later.Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:
"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat".
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03-01-2007, 04:55 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Well you need to have the thread about how do you wipe:
1. Around the side.
2. Between the legs.
3. One wipe
4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.
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03-01-2007, 06:15 AM
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4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.
Pretty close, but you forgot to add ",put back in pocket".
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