Hummer Forums by Elcova  
Forums - Home
Source Decals

Source Motors
Custom. Accessories.

H2 Accessories
H3 Accessories
Other Vehicles

H2 Source

H2 Member Photos
H2 Owners Map
H2 Classifieds
H2 Photo Gallery
SUT Photo Gallery
H2 Details

H2 Club

Chapters
Application

H3 Source

H3 Member Photos
H3 Classifieds
H3 Photo Gallery
H3 Owners Map
H3 Details
H3T Concept

H1 Source

H1 Member Photos
H1 Classifieds
H1 Photo Gallery
H1 Details

General Info

Hummer Dealers
Contact
Advertise

Sponsored Ads










 


Source Motors - custom. accessories.


Go Back   Hummer Forums by Elcova > ETC. Forums > General Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-09-2007, 07:19 PM
bparker's Avatar
bparker bparker is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dallas, TX USA
Posts: 2,314
bparker is an unknown quantity at this point
Default The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

A very ugly, loud, mean woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids pulling them by the arm of their shirt, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't twins! Why the
hell would you think they're twins?? Do you really think they look
alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would
have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now."
__________________
http://www.tahoeforum.com
http://www.motoforum.com
"Life Is Sexually Transmitted"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-09-2007, 07:44 PM
Hummer Aficionado_VT's Avatar
Hummer Aficionado_VT Hummer Aficionado_VT is offline
Hummer Authority
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The user name says it all.
Posts: 1,280
Hummer Aficionado_VT is on a distinguished road
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

__________________
If life gives you lemons, ask for a more practical fruit.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-09-2007, 08:18 PM
Adam in CO's Avatar
Adam in CO Adam in CO is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Anywhere you're not!
Posts: 5,006
Adam in CO is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

Not as funny as the truck one.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-09-2007, 09:34 PM
ChiHummer3's Avatar
ChiHummer3 ChiHummer3 is offline
Hummer Authority
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1,129
ChiHummer3 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

Classic!!!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-09-2007, 10:55 PM
jmsspratlin's Avatar
jmsspratlin jmsspratlin is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,871
jmsspratlin is on a distinguished road
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-10-2007, 05:13 AM
Hmmm2's Avatar
Hmmm2 Hmmm2 is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Out West
Posts: 2,539
Hmmm2 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

ROFLOL .. good one!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-10-2007, 05:43 AM
DRTYFN's Avatar
DRTYFN DRTYFN is offline
Hummer Messiah
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
DRTYFN is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter

This guy is better.
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:30 PM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.0.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.