Interesting Mergers.....

[mdoyle]

With all the turmoil on Wall Street, here's something to make you smile!!

Investment tips
With all the turmoil in the market today and the
collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations later this year:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Re cords, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organiz ation of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will
merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

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This is GOOD !



9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will
merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

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