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Old 09-13-2011, 07:45 PM
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Default Omg my Gf sent me this, about hummer drivers

So my girlfriend emailed me this article. It's funny bout some of the other cars but totally wrong about hummer drivers...atleast for me it's not true hahah
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:53 PM
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I think the description of Hummer drivers is grossly inaccurate. Lets break this down:

'This is the Big Daddy A-Hole car.' CHECK: Nearly everyone who knows me calls me an a-hole; even my mother.

'He doesn't care about fossil fuels...' NOT TRUE: I'm very concerned about fossil fuels, I only put the highest quality fossil fuels in my truck.
'... or the environment...' NOT TRUE: I am extremely concerned with my immediate environment...and I don't like huggers in it.
'...or you.' CHECK: I would admit that I like my truck better than my girlfriend...but that could change; I could meet someone new.

'Not only will this guy cheat on you...' NOT TRUE: I learned long ago that one woman is enough of a pain; there is no way I would have two in my life at the same time.
'...he will also probably steal your dog...' NOT TRUE: Because then I'd have to feed it. Hell, I'd give her mine if she'd take it.
'...eat raw meat...' NOT TRUE: I prefer medium to medium/well
'...and vote Republican.' NOT TRUE: I'm not allowed to vote.

'Don't expect him to help with the kids or household' NOT TRUE: I live alone...so I do everything in my household.
'...but he might enjoy bringing home freshly killed venison.' CHECK: If I hunted.
'He may even share it.' MAYBE
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Default Re: Omg my Gf sent me this, about hummer drivers

Wait till it snows 18 inches and you HAVE to get somewhere. Hummer drivers suddenly become everyone's best friend.
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Wait till it snows 18 inches and you HAVE to get somewhere. Hummer drivers suddenly become everyone's best friend.
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:39 PM
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Lmao!!!!!!! This had me ROLLING!!!!




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I think the description of Hummer drivers is grossly inaccurate. Lets break this down:

'This is the Big Daddy A-Hole car.' CHECK: Nearly everyone who knows me calls me an a-hole; even my mother.

'He doesn't care about fossil fuels...' NOT TRUE: I'm very concerned about fossil fuels, I only put the highest quality fossil fuels in my truck.
'... or the environment...' NOT TRUE: I am extremely concerned with my immediate environment...and I don't like huggers in it.
'...or you.' CHECK: I would admit that I like my truck better than my girlfriend...but that could change; I could meet someone new.

'Not only will this guy cheat on you...' NOT TRUE: I learned long ago that one woman is enough of a pain; there is no way I would have two in my life at the same time.
'...he will also probably steal your dog...' NOT TRUE: Because then I'd have to feed it. Hell, I'd give her mine if she'd take it.
'...eat raw meat...' NOT TRUE: I prefer medium to medium/well
'...and vote Republican.' NOT TRUE: I'm not allowed to vote.

'Don't expect him to help with the kids or household' NOT TRUE: I live alone...so I do everything in my household.
'...but he might enjoy bringing home freshly killed venison.' CHECK: If I hunted.
'He may even share it.' MAYBE
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Default Re: Omg my Gf sent me this, about hummer drivers

Good one Guru!

The fact that this guy is openly democratic took his credibility out the window. He probably thinks Obama is doing great and Obamacare is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Default Re: Omg my Gf sent me this, about hummer drivers

that article is something else.. I have a hummer and escalade ext.. am i bigger a-hole?
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Default Re: Omg my Gf sent me this, about hummer drivers

Well I must admit I was going to show the boss but had a second thought!
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that article is something else.. I have a hummer and escalade ext.. am i bigger a-hole?
Hahaha you're double the a hole and you cheat on twice as many women, and your probably killed bambi's mom and ate her with your gf's dog leaving the kids to clean up the remains
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that article is something else.. I have a hummer and escalade ext.. am i bigger a-hole?
Hahaha you're double the a hole and you cheat on twice as many women, and your probably killed bambi's mom and ate her with your gf's dog leaving the kids to clean up the remains
However it works out Exxon, Sunoco, BP, and the others should be sending him thank you notes and Christmas cards.
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LOLOLOL.... Guru that was freaking funny!
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