LIFTED HUMMERS THREAD!!

[tyler1bo]

So I'm pretty sure I got flipped off today..couldn't tell for sure but I could have sworn I saw the hand gesture through this douche bags heavily tinted windows. I had all my windows down just minding my own business and this guys rolls around going the opposite way in a jacked up Tacoma with one gay a$$ bumper on the front. Some tough guy right there. It sort of pissed me off, especially since he did it through his tint and in that piece of sh!t he called a truck.

[2010_5thgen]

Trashy... Don't worry about him

[tyler1bo]

I just thought it was funny that the moron flipping me off for driving a lifted hummer was cruising around in a Japanese V6 pushin lifted sh!tbox. Haha. Must be the REAL offroader.

[Bimmer9938]

Haters....

[tyler1bo]

Is that not ridiculous? Like what did we do to you? Just because your car sucks don't hate on mine.

[2010_5thgen]

I get a lot of nasty looks since the lift. I was at the BMV the other day and read a guys lips as he walked past my truck. He said " What the fu@k. Why would you do that" lol. It was kinda funny.

[Bimmer9938]

http://youtu.be/VyjnFyjfp7I

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

So I'm pretty sure I got flipped off today..couldn't tell for sure but I could have sworn I saw the hand gesture through this douche bags heavily tinted windows. I had all my windows down just minding my own business and this guys rolls around going the opposite way in a jacked up Tacoma with one gay a$$ bumper on the front. Some tough guy right there. It sort of pissed me off, especially since he did it through his tint and in that piece of sh!t he called a truck.

A few years ago when I moved into this house, I was driving to work. As I passed this Mustang, the woman flipped me off. I thought at first she must have me mistaken for someone else. (like there?s so many white lifted H2?s)

On the second day, she drives past me at roughly the same point and flips me off again. WTF?

The third day the same thing... now I?m getting pissed. She just don?t know me.

On the fourth day, I saw her coming, hit the gas and JERKED into her lane.

Dude, I?m telling you, that fukkin? mustang spun sideways and landed on somebody?s lawn.

I never did see her again. Fukkin ****. She won?t be the first person I?ve run off the road and I promise she won?t be the last.

Mark

[2010_5thgen]

Lol that's awesome! I've run a few arrogant people off the road too. Cut alot of a$$holes off too. That's the last time they'll mess with you. Lol

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen

Lol that's awesome! I've run a few arrogant people off the road too. Cut alot of a$$holes off too. That's the last time they'll mess with you. Lol

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

[2010_5thgen]

Lol. I love it! We must be related.

[tyler1bo]

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

hahaha..that made me laugh And people don't even know yours is a diesel. But they wouldn't do it to a 2500HD..what's the difference? Just because they saw you driving an H2 automatically makes you an a$$hole? Maybe their prius battery will explode, no one even knows how to put one of them out if it does catch fire. Talk about lethal..

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

hahaha..that made me laugh And people don't even know yours is a diesel. But they wouldn't do it to a 2500HD..what's the difference? Just because they saw you driving an H2 automatically makes you an a$$hole? Maybe their prius battery will explode, no one even knows how to put one of them out if it does catch fire. Talk about lethal..

Here?s another problem, there are 3 jeeps in my family and the best one gets 14 mpg on the highway. How the hell is that any better than an H2? Forgetting mine is a diesel, does a couple of miles to the gallon make it that much better??

And as far as those ******* environmental Prius bitches, wait until they spend 7K for new batteries or 3K for ?reconditioned? batteries. Let?s see who hurts the environment more.

Mark

[tyler1bo]

We have a 2011 JK as well..lifted 4" with 35s and it barely gets 14 mpg..no one will ever talk **** about it. Not to mention the straight axle rides like ****, it's underpowered, and it doesn't have any of the amenities that my H2 has. Don't get me wrong I love the jeep. But it is no different than my H2. Oh and with 38" in tires I am getting 12 mpg on the hwy..11.5 or so around town with full time 4wd.

[guruerror]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

What a freakin tool..and this is why you're a sh!tty comedian. This is the best material he could come up with.

...did anyone else notice that he had no audience?

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

I really feel ya on this. I do my best to honor the 'social contract' when driving, but when the same courtesy is PURPOSELY not returned...ah well, that's what pisses me off.

While I've never run anyone off the road (but don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm above it), I've issued my share of subtle scares. My favorites are the fools that think their gonna stop you from merging. I just keep drifting closer and closer and closer eventually they realize 'oh sh!t, this guy is really not going to stop...and he's got some big fukin tires.' The look of surprise+concern+anger on their face makes me smile a little inside.

Hybrids and mom's in minivans seem to be the violators around my way.