H2 vs JEEP End all showdown in MOAB VIDEO!

[StillRYE]

Wow you guys seriously need to get some hobbies or somthing that is probably the saddest thing I have ever seen but hey I shouldnt really expect a whole lot more outta guys that think Hummers are superior 4x4s

[StillRYE]

Just one more question today, did you do the SAS you were thinking about? That'd be pretty cool on an Aaah-la-la-la mobile.

SAS? umm I don't need to do an SAS real 4x4s come with solid axles

[Jimmie]

heres some real vids http://www.blackflag4x4.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5063 :beerchug:

[DRTYFN]

Wow you guys seriously need to get some hobbies or somthing that is probably the saddest thing I have ever seen but hey I shouldnt really expect a whole lot more outta guys that think Hummers are superior 4x4s
You came here to troll. What'd you expect?:OWNED:

[PARAGON]

horry chit, have you no shame, sport?

I can't believe you are still here?

Damn if you are't Wenzel material.

[PARAGON]

heres some real vids http://www.blackflag4x4.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5063 :beerchug:no it's not

[StillRYE]

Sorry guys I hate to do this but I'm off for the next couple days so i'll be busy doin other stuff but I'll make sure and check in next time i get a chance i'm sure by then you could probably find some high school pics of me or maybe get some copies of my dental records or if you can manage to find my address feel free to stop by for a beer:dancingbanana:

[KenP]

SAS? umm I don't need to do an SAS real 4x4s come with solid axlesSorry. I must be confusing your truck and 4Runner:

[KenP]

Hey Ryan, are you still a Lordco partsguy? Which one?

Like them Holley's, eh?:giggling:

[sj-x 500]

We don't have engine problems, how's your number two rod bearings?

How are those 4.37's working for you?

Did you get the M/T's, or buy the new place? Must have been a tough decision.:giggling:


first off, what's this we bull****? the 6.0 is a peice of **** engine. lets see how it runs in 20 years. i don't like 22r's but most of them lasted till 2000 before laying eggs, lets see if the 6.0 will do the same.

now the guy who tows 10k lbs with a veichle rated for 6700 lbs, that's real ****in bright son, i hope the dot finds you and makes you take a course on how to read the ****ing sticker on the door jam, stated right there, 6700lbs.

at 122 inches w/b, no it doesn't share the platform with a yukon, it's infact less then a yukon. at least a yukon you can tow 7200lbs min. with a 4x4. no, no other chev uses that t-case, cuz it's a peice of ****.

wow... you think he actually uploaded an avtar to a hummer forum...

if you think he's stuck, you've never wheeled. do you see wheels spinning? most digital cams can take 30 second vids at a low res, and what's this? a 30 second vid... yes he drove out of it, what's your point? he's not stuck, he put 2 wheels in the ditch, and was making fun of the "core" guys who actually film themselves wheeling.

for those of you calling a toyota an arab mobile... get a ****ing map.

i'd like to see a fullbodied rig run most of the trails the toys run on the coast and island. when a suzuki has to winch it's self around a tree to piviot and stay on the trail, i'd love to see an h2 attempt it.

back to he vid that started this e-penis flexing competettion that we have on our hands here. yay! the hummer didn't roll taking the easy line up potato salad hill! congratulations... now do the hard line.

look up the vids on BlackFlag4x4 and think of a 9000 lbs turd with what... 9.7 inches of belly clearance.. trying this. then wake up, and drive back to the mall where the h2 belongs.

paragon, if this is a us only site, you'd better start screening better. seems there's a few canucks on here before this thread.

poopy nailed it in this comment "I could go on about how lame h2's and h3's are. I could go on about how arrogant their owners are. Why bother, its like trying to tell a Christian that evolution exists." just for arguement sakes, try to tell a christian that we were all monkies a hundred thousand years ago.

jelly-fish sucking mental midget... we don't have them up here.. i don't know what you guys do down there for a good time on a friday night...

paragon: watch the vid. you're sounding like a 2 year old now denying it's even a video.

[KenP]

This is pretty good self ownage.82 22R rod bearings std only 20 km on them (thats how long it took me to realize I put them on my .25mm machined crank)
:jump:

[KenP]

back to he vid that started this e-penis flexing competettion that we have on our hands here. yay! the hummer didn't roll taking the easy line up potato salad hill! congratulations... now do the hard line.Hey sport. Welcome to a Hummer forum. The only penis flexing is by you ****ers coming here trying to start **** over a vid made as JOKE. Want a bunch of tools you boys are.:giggling:

You're a bunch of losers having to come here.

BTW, are you still throwing driveshafts, or did you get that fixed? Too much lift is a bitch at droop, eh?:giggling:

That's ok, tho fella. Just mod your truck all out and then come to a Hummer forum to make comparisons with your built Alibaba trucks.

[PARAGON]

first off, what's this we bull****? the 6.0 is a peice of **** engine. lets see how it runs in 20 years. i don't like 22r's but most of them lasted till 2000 before laying eggs, lets see if the 6.0 will do the same.

now the guy who tows 10k lbs with a veichle rated for 6700 lbs, that's real ****in bright son, i hope the dot finds you and makes you take a course on how to read the ****ing sticker on the door jam, stated right there, 6700lbs.

at 122 inches w/b, no it doesn't share the platform with a yukon, it's infact less then a yukon. at least a yukon you can tow 7200lbs min. with a 4x4. no, no other chev uses that t-case, cuz it's a peice of ****.

wow... you think he actually uploaded an avtar to a hummer forum...

if you think he's stuck, you've never wheeled. do you see wheels spinning? most digital cams can take 30 second vids at a low res, and what's this? a 30 second vid... yes he drove out of it, what's your point? he's not stuck, he put 2 wheels in the ditch, and was making fun of the "core" guys who actually film themselves wheeling.

for those of you calling a toyota an arab mobile... get a ****ing map.

i'd like to see a fullbodied rig run most of the trails the toys run on the coast and island. when a suzuki has to winch it's self around a tree to piviot and stay on the trail, i'd love to see an h2 attempt it.

back to he vid that started this e-penis flexing competettion that we have on our hands here. yay! the hummer didn't roll taking the easy line up potato salad hill! congratulations... now do the hard line.

look up the vids on BlackFlag4x4 and think of a 9000 lbs turd with what... 9.7 inches of belly clearance.. trying this. then wake up, and drive back to the mall where the h2 belongs.

paragon, if this is a us only site, you'd better start screening better. seems there's a few canucks on here before this thread.

poopy nailed it in this comment "I could go on about how lame h2's and h3's are. I could go on about how arrogant their owners are. Why bother, its like trying to tell a Christian that evolution exists." just for arguement sakes, try to tell a christian that we were all monkies a hundred thousand years ago.

jelly-fish sucking mental midget... we don't have them up here.. i don't know what you guys do down there for a good time on a friday night...

paragon: watch the vid. you're sounding like a 2 year old now denying it's even a video.no

[KenP]

for those of you calling a toyota an arab mobile... get a ****ing map.No.

[Recmar1]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[KenP]

Attn Hummergoodtimes, love this site:

Your geocities site (http://geocities.com/yotabonz/) :yawn: :clapping:

[sj-x 500]

funny joke... take a vid of a young couple nearly dieing on lions back and make fun of it, awesome, you rock!


wow... do you want me to start looking for pics of h2's in taliban country or you gonna remove your head from your ass? they're not made there, neither are h2 -3, but they still have em... yippie. http://www.arab2cars.com/jeep_humm.htm
http://www.planetranger.com/site/php/photo_page.php?uid=739&pid=9299&menu=yes

btw, yes, i did fix the drive shaft issue, i lowered it 8 inches, and re did the rear suspension geometry. something that from looking at the rear suspension of the h2's, could be stood to be done to them as well.

before you keep on diggin up crap on fibc.com, and wickidmachines.com, i also fixed my t-case from cracking, and blowing out gears. what have you done to fix yours?

[PARAGON]

funny joke... take a vid of a young couple nearly dieing on lions back and make fun of it, awesome, you rock!


wow... do you want me to start looking for pics of h2's in taliban country or you gonna remove your head from your ass? they're not made there, neither are h2 -3, but they still have em... yippie. http://www.arab2cars.com/jeep_humm.htm
http://www.planetranger.com/site/php/photo_page.php?uid=739&pid=9299&menu=yes

btw, yes, i did fix the drive shaft issue, i lowered it 8 inches, and re did the rear suspension geometry. something that from looking at the rear suspension of the h2's, could be stood to be done to them as well.

before you keep on diggin up crap on fibc.com, and wickidmachines.com, i also fixed my t-case from cracking, and blowing out gears. what have you done to fix yours?you speak with a lisp, don't you

[KenP]

something that from looking at the rear suspension of the h2's, could be stood to be done to them as well. Well hell, do tell. We're alway interested in making our trucks stronger.

before you keep on diggin up crap on fibc.com, and wickidmachines.com, i also fixed my t-case from cracking, and blowing out gears. what have you done to fix yours?Ours isn't broken this week, but it does break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tierods, t-cases, cv's. They all break if you push your truck hard enough I'm sure you'll have to agree.

Here's a freebie, we broke a cv here and slipped into the last hole. Laugh away.:D

[sj-x 500]

you speak with a lisp, don't you


wow, didn't take you long to resort to personal attacks, comming from someone who didn't even look at the brochure when your wife made you get a h2 on how much it can ACTUALLY tow legally, i'm just going to put your opinion where it belongs and flush it.

enjoy your less then 1/2 ton road mammoths.

[sj-x 500]

Ours isn't broken this week, but it does break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tierods, t-cases, cv's. They all break if you push your truck hard enough I'm sure you'll have to agree.

Here's a freebie, we broke a cv here and slipped into the last hole. Laugh away.:D

i will not make fun of someone blowing a part while wheeling, it happens, i swapped out the sammi axles for a similar reason.

i looked at the trailing arm design on the h2's, parrallel 4 link with a panhard, there is inherit bind with bushings in this set up, it'd be best off with a johnny joint like the jeep yj's up grade to on lift kits. it's not a matter of streght, it's a matter of having the smoothest ride possible with the least work.

[PARAGON]

wow, didn't take you long to resort to personal attacks, comming from someone who didn't even look at the brochure when your wife made you get a h2 on how much it can ACTUALLY tow legally, i'm just going to put your opinion where it belongs and flush it.

enjoy your less then 1/2 ton road mammoths.the tow rating has nothing to do with legalities, sport.

Besides, I ordered my H2 before there were any brochures available. Care to try again?

BTW, my opinion on what belongs where?

[KenP]

i looked at the trailing arm design on the h2's, parrallel 4 link with a panhard, there is inherit bind with bushings in this set up, it'd be best off with a johnny joint like the jeep yj's up grade to on lift kits. it's not a matter of streght, it's a matter of having the smoothest ride possible with the least work.Got ya. There's a bunch of guys here that are great with that stuff, I'm not one of them, that I'm sure would appreciate that info.

Our problem, a well documented one, is the front end. A few of us have solutions that don't involve a SAS, but it's a matter of actually getting it done.:o

[sj-x 500]

the tow rating has nothing to do with legalities, sport.

Besides, I ordered my H2 before there were any brochures available. Care to try again?

BTW, my opinion on what belongs where?


... tow ratings ARE THE LEGALITY! that is why a honda shouldn't pull a horse trailer. it has to be able to stop it, and the trailer brakes are NOT enough to accomplish this. the tow ratings are an engineered rating of what a veichle can safely tow, this takes into account stopping times, time to get it up to speed, springs, axle, tranny, engine combinations. call your local dept. of transport and ask.

as for your opinion, don't you have indoor plumbing down there or do i need to spell it for you?


sas is always a valid option, but not always feasable due to the motor veichle act, however, with a machine shop anything cam be made to work, for example, you could replace the 1/2 ton cv's with 1 ton's.

[PARAGON]

Any of you turds actually wheeled with a H2 or H3 or any modern vehicle for that matter.

We don't seem to have the hangups that you punks do and get out and wheel with all types. The last even I went to was a Land Cruiser event, but I'm sure you all have plenty to say about them as well.

[PARAGON]

... tow ratings ARE THE LEGALITY! that is why a honda shouldn't pull a horse trailer. it has to be able to stop it, and the trailer brakes are NOT enough to accomplish this. the tow ratings are an engineered rating of what a veichle can safely tow, this takes into account stopping times, time to get it up to speed, springs, axle, tranny, engine combinations. call your local dept. of transport and ask.I don't have to. Tow ratings are not a legal issue outside of a civil lawsuit, in most states in the US there is no provision for exceeding a vehicle GCVWR on a private vehicle unless you break 26K lbs.

[Jimmie]

Any of you turds actually wheeled with a H2 or H3 or any modern vehicle for that matter.

We don't seem to have the hangups that you punks do and get out and wheel with all types. The last even I went to was a Land Cruiser event, but I'm sure you all have plenty to say about them as well.

Shure there sweet especialy FJ80s front and rear lockers coils an indestructabul v-8 solid axle in the front all from the factory oh and just for those who care a/c and leather :beerchug:
wheel with a H2 shure If any of em have enough balls to try our trails watch the vids you'll see what I mean http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf1.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf2.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf3.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf4.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/moabteaser.mov
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/islandcup.mpg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/brady/mainlandcup2006.avi

[h2co-pilot]

Thanx Jimmay.

Cool vids from what I saw, but those rigs just make some of that look rough. The bouncing and jostling of smaller/lighter/tippy garage rigs do that. The H2 is so heavy it just trots through gracefully- we ford pretty deep too, so we don't get the mud puddle dramatics.

[DDWH]

Thanx Jimmay.

Cool vids from what I saw, but those rigs just make some of that look rough. The bouncing and jostling of smaller/lighter/tippy garage rigs do that. The H2 is so heavy it just trots through gracefully- we ford pretty deep too, so we don't get the mud puddle dramatics.

:iagree: .....and we don't have to trailer our rigs.....

If I wanted a trailer rig I would build up a UNIMOG, not a rusted out WWII leftover beer can!

[timgco]

Cool vids. You guys really use your home built rigs.

out of curiousity: how much $hit do you guys break when doing that stuff? I don't mean this as a slam. I really want to know. some of us do wheel our rigs. Only a couple that I know of have pushed their HUMMERS through some nasty stuff like you have posted, and than drove home.

[sj-x 500]

I don't have to. Tow ratings are not a legal issue outside of a civil lawsuit, in most states in the US there is no provision for exceeding a vehicle GCVWR on a private vehicle unless you break 26K lbs.


tell that one to the dot. once you exceed 10k lbs you need a new liscense first off. you can be held accountable in the event of an accident, which is a civil issue, granted. but you can be forced to leave your rigging on the side of the road and pay the tow bill to get it out of there, that is... IF it's still there once you return. yes, it has happened. don't even give me that.

yes, i have wheeled with an h2... wasn't impressed. first hole in the road it sank out of site... held up the rest of us. later on at the anual mud bog at postil, he made an ass of himself and sunk his h2, and his ford 350 SD diesel on 44's. and yes, it was his daddy's money, so he didnt care. as far as trotting gracefully... it's moss in most of the vids... trotting don't cut it. the weight hurts you badly, toys and zuks alike.

you say it has deep water fording abilities... but the website claims a mere 20 inches... i assume due to diff breathers? other then that, where does the water become an issue to ignition, intake, or comming in the doors?

new nuff for ya?

[sj-x 500]

:iagree: .....and we don't have to trailer our rigs.....

If I wanted a trailer rig I would build up a UNIMOG, not a rusted out WWII leftover beer can!

dude... a unimog IS a rusted out ww2 beer can.

[Jimmie]

Cool vids. You guys really use your home built rigs.

out of curiousity: how much $hit do you guys break when doing that stuff? I don't mean this as a slam. I really want to know. some of us do wheel our rigs. Only a couple that I know of have pushed their HUMMERS through some nasty stuff like you have posted, and than drove home.

If you watched the mainland cup one none of the toyotas broke that whole weekend and we dont usually break much. Most of the hopping was due to leaf springs ( axle wrap ) and most of the rigs are driven to and from the trails. Of course the buggys are trailerd Its more fun when you dont have to worry about driving it home .:beerchug: :dancingbanana:

[DDWH]

dude... a unimog IS a rusted out ww2 beer can.

HAHA...your funny as is stupid... as is ill informed... as is dee dee de........DING YOUR FRIES ARE DONE!

[sj-x 500]

when it goes home on a trailer, who cares what it looks like!

me, i hate backing up and trying a different line, i'd sooner put the slider against a tree and let it hammer around. mind you... that's how i snapped a t-case, cage wedged against the tree, tried to pivot, didn't work so well.

[sj-x 500]

HAHA...your funny as is stupid... as is ill informed... as is dee dee de........DING YOUR FRIES ARE DONE!


granted it's post ww2, it's still an army rig with few ameneties, i'm supprised someone who would boast about wheeling in leather would take a step back like that.

[ssgharkness020147]

I would consider clicking on the links you posted, but considering you cannot spell the word SURE correctly they are only bound to lower my I.Q to that of your level.


Shure there sweet especialy FJ80s front and rear lockers coils an indestructabul v-8 solid axle in the front all from the factory oh and just for those who care a/c and leather :beerchug:
wheel with a H2 shure If any of em have enough balls to try our trails watch the vids you'll see what I mean http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf1.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf2.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf3.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/bf4.mpeg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/moabteaser.mov
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/video/islandcup.mpg
http://www.blackflag4x4.com/brady/mainlandcup2006.avi

[h2co-pilot]

What kills me is that we could have 10 of those- maybe 3 fuggtastic ones and choose just one that is like nothing else. They still don't understand.:D

"Hey Gina-

why do you have that huge rock of a diamond?

I have 5 diamonds inset in my band. Tee hee.":giggling:

[DDWH]

granted it's post ww2, it's still an army rig with few ameneties, i'm supprised someone who would boast about wheeling in leather would take a step back like that.

2 different rigs ...........trailor too or drive too..........Right now with kids, I like to drive to, with total security for my family, etc.....once the kids are off to college.....????????????? UNIMOG w/leather for a daily driver? mebe:dancingbanana:

[sj-x 500]

hell if you can find a doka, and re power it with a 350 or else find a diesel, it'd be kinda fun.

if i really wanted to i could have a few of these things, and i'm only 22. but as it sits i'll keep my 01 dodge diesel, 95 f-150 on 33's, and 82 **** box i call suzuki on 35's... what's your point?..

[h2co-pilot]

if i really wanted to i could have a few of these things, and i'm only 22. but as it sits i'll keep my 01 dodge diesel, 95 f-150 on 33's, and 82 **** box i call suzuki on 35's... what's your point?..

What's yours? :giggling:

I'm 6 years older than you- maybe your toys will grow up with you. You could get just as much fun out of an ATV as you do with those. But, If you like working in the garage and gettin all "Johnny number 5" with your stuff then have a ball.

You are getting all worked up over an old joke and it brings the funnay.

:jump:

[sj-x 500]

... dude... i have an atv, it's not as much fun as the suzuki. believe me.
all in all, the same could be said for an h2 off road, except the atv would go between all the trees.

why should my "toys" grow up? a 1 ton diesel does it's job nicely to get me to work, and tow my toys around quite efficently. i don't need a toy bigger then that, who would...? well... i'd take a gamma goat or a 'mog. but for wheeling in the ok and surroundings, even my suzuki often rubs on both sides, and as such i had to take off the mirrors. and the sidewalls of my tires show the story.

[CO Hummer]

poopy nailed it in this comment "I could go on.....

Hahaha! I love that name ("Poopy"). You just can't use it in a sentence and sound anywhere close to serious.

"Poopy and I had agree on this......"
"You can verify this with Poopy......"
"Check into Poopy's background and you'll find that.....".

Just doesn't work. :clapping:


SJ,
In case you come to Moab. I prefer medium rare. Paragon and Ken like medium. In think DRTY prefers well done. Please remember to wash your hands before returning to work. Thanks, sweetie.

[DRTYFN]

SJ,
In case you come to Moab. I prefer medium rare. Paragon and Ken like medium. In think DRTY prefers well done. Please remember to wash your hands before returning to work. Thanks, sweetie.
And extra lettuce & tomatoes. No mayo or onions.

Been awhile since we've had any brainless trolls like these. :clapping:

[CO Hummer]

if i really wanted to i could have a few of these things, and i'm only 22. but as it sits i'll keep my 01 dodge diesel, 95 f-150 on 33's, and 82 **** box i call suzuki on 35's... what's your point?..

Hahaha! I can just see this little weasel bragging about "owning three rigs" to the clerk while on break.

[CO Hummer]

you speak with a lisp, don't you

Now that might be about the funniest thing I've read all night. :clapping: :clapping:

:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

[Poopy]

LOL I love hummer guys...its been a slice as usual. You make that Grey Poupon commercial funny again.

I love how your come backs and arguments always resort to:

A.) "I could afford 10 of your _______"

B.) "Go flip some burgers, because im so rich in my leather pos"

C.) "Im so smart, look at how many 4 syllable words I can string together"

Of course all with snobby english accents.

Heres a sweet vid for ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIh4or5EUsc


Cheerio old boy!

[RazM]

... dude... i have an atv, it's not as much fun as the suzuki. believe me.
all in all, the same could be said for an h2 off road, except the atv would go between all the trees.

why should my "toys" grow up? a 1 ton diesel does it's job nicely to get me to work, and tow my toys around quite efficently. i don't need a toy bigger then that, who would...? well... i'd take a gamma goat or a 'mog. but for wheeling in the ok and surroundings, even my suzuki often rubs on both sides, and as such i had to take off the mirrors. and the sidewalls of my tires show the story.

Lemme guess, you wear paper hats, no, I don't want an apple pie with that, and OH you better run! FRIES ARE DONE!

One last thing, HOW THE HELL DID YOU F*CK UP MY MOZZARELLA STICKS!? You have a damned TIMER and you still burn 'em :twak:

[CO Hummer]

I'm gonna make fun of you making fun of what I'm feeling insecure about.

You should just come out and say: "I flip burgers, what's so bad about that".

LOL on all the "leather" comments. "Your xxxxxxx leather POS".

That's a new one, Skippy. What does leather have to do with anything? Are you jealous because most of us have installed Corinthian leather? Do you and your redneck boys sit around joke about how "them rich dudes" all have "that fancy leather sheeit".
:jump: :jump:


:OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

Probably PETA fags or he had a bad experience with his uncle on a leather bench seat.:jump:

[sj-x 500]

just what prey tell do you do for a living.

[DRTYFN]

As trolls go, these turds are weak. They're not even giving me a twinge of anti troll wood. Little bitches.:twak:

[CO Hummer]

just what prey tell .......

Anyone ever pretend to talk like a rich guy when you were about 12 years old? "Prey tell"? - hahahahaha! Nice one, Skippy. Do you even use a British accent when you say this to sound even more sophisticated?

:OWNED:

[sj-x 500]

fine i'll stoop to your ****ing level retard

"where do you go when you're not at home stroking your hummer keys?"

cuz it's starting to sound like a ****ing mental instution.

owned? ya got nothin.

[DRTYFN]

fine i'll stoop to your ****ing level retard

"where do you go when you're not at home stroking your hummer keys?"

cuz it's starting to sound like a ****ing mental instution.

owned? ya got nothin.

:lame: Go back to watching your DVD of The Crying Game.

[sj-x 500]

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4. till then i'll leave you to think that anyone who doesn't roll burritos for a living drives a hummer.

80k posts in 4 years... dude, get out, get some sun.

[CO Hummer]

owned? ya got nothin.

You wouldn't have mentioned this if it didn't bother ya, burger boy.

:OWNED:

[CO Hummer]

dude, get out, get some sun.

Not everyone gets to hold a flag on a road construction project. Some of us work inside, Skippy.

[RazM]

Not everyone gets to hold a flag on a road construction project. Some of us work inside, Skippy.

Actually I think he's the guy that holds the billboard sign when Domino's has a 2 for 1 deal

[KenP]

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4.That won't happen, they hate Hummers. It doesn't matter what we do, where we wheel, what trails we run, or what mods we've done. Too many haters in MOD position prevents it from ever happening.

So, who has a STOCK rig on any of your sites that would like to wheel? No need to go buggy vs stock H2. Oh wait, that's what all you guys have... Modded rigs... And yet you all came here seeking us out... ****ing amazing....:OWNED: :giggling:

[sj-x 500]

i will give h2's one thing, they fit big rubber from the factory, that's the only reason i have lifted anything. if i could stuff 35's on something stock, i likely would.

if you have such a hard on not to mod your trucks, why didnt you get a mog? a few members do have them, and wheel the bag off of em.


and you all got it wrong, i hold the sign for lil ceasars 5 dollar hot n readys.

[CO Hummer]

and you all got it wrong, i hold the sign for lil ceasars 5 dollar hot n readys.

Congratulations on your promotion! You're burger flippin' days are over. Keep up the good work and you might make store manager someday. Can you imagine that? A store manager who own three trucks? You'll be a total chick magnet. ;)

[KenP]

I don't care if you, or anyone else mods a truck, just compare apples to apples, stock to stock.

Stock 4 Runner vs stock H2
Stock Sammie vs stock H2
Stock Tundra vs stock H2
Stock X-Terra vs stock H2

Didn't you see the pic of our truck? It's been "adjusted". I have no problems with mods, but be real. A full on beater buggy vs a daily driver....

Come on... Those little Alibaba things are going to go everywhere and anywhere. Of course they can't pass inspection and be driven comfortably everyday...

[DRTYFN]

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4. till then i'll leave you to think that anyone who doesn't roll burritos for a living drives a hummer.

80k posts in 4 years... dude, get out, get some sun.

So I've done a lot of troll whacking - Big deal. You've done a lot of burger flipping.

Here's a little FYI on the 80K- it's called an admin adjustment.:shhh:

[sj-x 500]

fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.

[PARAGON]

fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.you have intimacy issues, don't you

[sj-x 500]

you wish you were Freud.

[PARAGON]

you wish you were Freud.hey mullet-boy.

nice ride you got there

http://www.canadianredneck.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/4x4-Camaro-Red-Neck-Mullet-Car.jpg

[PARAGON]

Reasons To Live In British Columbia1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
10. Cannabis:clapping:

[DennisAJC]

Paragon,

You forgot this........




:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[sj-x 500]

just got the pic of your cattle hauler there farm boy

[KenP]

It's funny that we all sit here minding our own business, discussing all things Hummer, but it becomes quickly obvious that we live rent-free in so many other groups heads. They just can't stay away.

This week it's the rusted Alibabas, next week we'll hear from the FJ/KY losers, then some more Heepers will come over, followed by the ....

Sheez, we don't do that. I guess we just don't feel threatened by other trucks and they sure as hell don't live in our heads.

[sj-x 500]

or is this your secret project you've been hiding from other members cuz it's "modded"

[PARAGON]

You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

[sj-x 500]

this must be on every hummer owners wish list.

[DRTYFN]

Paragon,

You forgot this........




:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/robert_pickton/robert_pickton_jump_page.html

:OWNED:

[CO Hummer]

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues,

Hahaha Skipster. You'se a funny one!!

BTW - The old "anger management" jargon for internet wars went out in 2004. But thanks for playing.

Would you mind posting some pics of your mullet? We have a library here and I'd like to add you to the collection. Thanks again sweetie!

[sj-x 500]

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/robert_pickton/robert_pickton_jump_page.html

:OWNED:

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

[sj-x 500]

Thanks again sweetie!


so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie

[CO Hummer]

so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie

Raaarh11!!! Calm down, sweetums.

[PARAGON]

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.

[CO Hummer]

Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States.

You think Canada has the same redneck ratio? I had no idea Canada even had these Blackflag mullet types.

[PARAGON]

You think Canada has the same redneck ratio? I had no idea Canada even had these Blackflag mullet types.they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.

[DRTYFN]

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

I don't remember including you in the conversation, boy. Go scrub the floor, boy.

[sj-x 500]

http://www.directessays.com/viewpaper/32083.html

"Since the year 1800 there have been at least 150-documented cases of serial killers in the United States alone"

where you gettin your numbers.

[sj-x 500]

they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.


still better then towing over 10k lbs with a hummer. that's the **** that will kill people.

[h2co-pilot]

they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.

Damn, I hate fleas that smell like fast food.

[DRTYFN]

When does this turd's burger-flipping shift start?

[PARAGON]

still better then towing over 10k lbs with a hummer. that's the **** that will kill people.no it's not, it's perfectly safe

exactly what part of it do you find will kill someone?

the fact that the GTWR is set arbitrarily so that the GCVWR is less than 14,500 lbs, as all other trucks capable of towing 7K lbs is

or the fact that you are too ignorant to know what you are talking about

[PARAGON]

http://www.directessays.com/viewpaper/32083.html

"Since the year 1800 there have been at least 150-documented cases of serial killers in the United States alone"

where you gettin your numbers.documented by whom?

convicted serial killers there sporty-sport.

As far as info, I get mine from the CIA Factbook and Jane's because I am out of high school.

[PARAGON]

just wow

look what is at alibaba.com (http://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?CatId=1201&Type=SALE%2CAGENT%2CMISC&IndexArea=offer_en&Country=&Province=&PostTime=&SearchText=toyota)

[sj-x 500]

no it's not, it's perfectly safe

exactly what part of it do you find will kill someone?

the fact that the GTWR is set arbitrarily so that the GCVWR is less than 14,500 lbs, as all other trucks capable of towing 7K lbs is

or the fact that you are too ignorant to know what you are talking about


so lets get this straight.

curb weight of a bone stock h2 = 6400lbs.
trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.
go back to school.

[DRTYFN]

This is such a weak trolling effort.:yawn:

[PARAGON]

so lets get this straight.

curb weight of a bone stock h2 = 6400lbs.
trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.
go back to school.did you have a point there, jimbo?

[CO Hummer]

trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.

Here's an interesting fact, albeit slightly off topic.

If you divide his trailer weight by your IQ you get 322.5806.

[KenP]

I have heated leather seats!!!

[Hummers_are_gay!!!]

Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:

[h2co-pilot]

Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:

Because they are only 3 years old and we doon need another steenking site.:D



DING pickle puffer DING, I admire your pride tho.:fdance:


http://www.fototime.com/%7B3F83FC37-CE2C-4717-8C97-189F0F9ECAE5%7D/picture.JPG

[h2co-pilot]

:giggling: :fdance: :giggling:

http://www.fototime.com/{679DC56E-5B7C-4D13-A544-299BFD7CCF48}/picture.JPG

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.fototime.com/{A9FDB46D-BD50-4E41-B8EF-0167DCA2500C}/picture.JPG

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.fototime.com/{D1AFB939-B619-4985-8D88-C0D05AF116AE}/picture.JPG

[h2co-pilot]

http://home.planet.nl/~gerard.bosman/canaria04/Doris01.jpg

[Hummers_are_gay!!!]

i would rather buy a jeep then a hummer, 3 year EH?? still gay as this site!!!

now go look up some pictures of my truck on funinbc homo's

[DRTYFN]

i would rather buy a jeep then a hummer, 3 year EH?? still gay as this site!!!

now go look up some pictures of my truck on funinbc homo's

You homo Canucks sure are grumpy little bitches. Nice avatar and profile picture. :OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

Keep trying. It's not like you've got anything else to do up there but flip burgers.:OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:

I think the only point here is the one on top of your skull. Post pics of your rig or STFU.
...Oh, that's right - you can't.:giggling: :jump:

[DennisAJC]

http://www.fototime.com/{A9FDB46D-BD50-4E41-B8EF-0167DCA2500C}/picture.JPG


PhilD is a cop???????:confused: :confused: :confused: :giggling:

[PARAGON]

Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:May I ask a serious question?

If one were going to say that Hummers were gay, why would they preface that with "straight up." What exactly is "straight up" about it? Is this an outward projection of the speaker's sexual preferance by inadvertantly addressing a general population with something so penile?

[Poopy]

hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.

So you better watch your back....


Don't you have a pointless war in a third world country to start somewhere???

[PARAGON]

So you better watch your back....


Don't you have a pointless war in a third world country to start somewhere???Why would we start a war with Canada?

[Poopy]

Maybe to steal our oil?

[PARAGON]

Maybe to steal our oil?We wouldn't have to start a war for that. If we wanted it, we would just take it.

[Poopy]

Of course you would, I forgot, you are American... Its funny when americans backback in europe, they put canadian flags on their packs. :giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

Of course you would, I forgot, you are American... Its funny when americans backback in europe, they put canadian flags on their packs. :giggling:
Correction: We Backpack- you all pack back and back back and visit your Frenchie roots.:D

[PARAGON]

Of course you would, I forgot, you are American... Its funny when americans backback in europe, they put canadian flags on their packs. :giggling:Yep, that's right. Because everyone knows Canadians don't have the balls to do anything to hurt anybody when something needs to get done.

[Poopy]

Yep, that's right. Because everyone knows Canadians don't have the balls to do anything to hurt anybody when something needs to get done.


Ya, you win, we cant justify killing thousands of civilians, or our own troops under the guise of a war on terror. On a side note? Did they find those weapons of mass destruction yet?

[PARAGON]

Ya, you win, we cant justify killing thousands of civilians, or our own troops under the guise of a war on terror. On a side note? Did they find those weapons of mass destruction yet?Who's they?

[Poopy]

Who's they? You tell me, they're from your team.

[Poopy]

I'd rather be the cop, than the guy stood behind him :eek: ;)

lol no sh!t, i heard that was Paragon.

[DRTYFN]

Of course you would, I forgot, you are American... Its funny when americans backback in europe, they put canadian flags on their packs. :giggling:
That's right. That way the Euros think we're sissy fags and don't hide the women.

[PARAGON]

lol no sh!t, i heard that was Paragon.while I am bald like that cop, I am actually taller, as is Phil. Sorry you can't say the same.

[StillRYE]

HEY HEY guys I'm glad the thread didn't die out while I was gone can someone post more of those top 10 reason things theyre great I am damn proud of those reasons ya know it's nice to live in a country where ya don't have to worry about getting shot when ya go to school or having a "terrorist" attack the building I work in but hey war is profitable right? so what if it costs thousands of innocent lives on both sides it sure makes the budget look good at the end of the year

[PARAGON]

HEY HEY guys I'm glad the thread didn't die out while I was gone can someone post more of those top 10 reason things theyre great I am damn proud of those reasons ya know it's nice to live in a country where ya don't have to worry about getting shot when ya go to school or having a "terrorist" attack the building I work in but hey war is profitable right? so what if it costs thousands of innocent lives on both sides it sure makes the budget look good at the end of the yearjust amazing. about 500 keystrokes, 100 words and one solitary punctuation mark

[StillRYE]

OK now your crossing the line im sorry mr paragon i know weve had our problems in the past but please oh please dont attack my internet grammar again i just dont think i could handle it

[Hummerster]

Man. I think I've seen it all now. A bunch of trash from the frozen tundra trolling the hummerbois.

Hey Jeephaters, when you grow up, try to get your rigs to do stuff like this

http://grayrockorv.com/ToysForTots06/dsc02811.jpg

http://grayrockorv.com/ToysForTots06/dsc02906.jpg


http://grayrockorv.com/ToysForTots06/dsc02897.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/jw98tj/grayrock12-2012.jpg

[StillRYE]

I'm not the biggest fan of jeeps but that #2 pic is pretty ****in sweet if any of you hummer guys can produce a pic that even compares to that I will take back everything I have said about hummers

[CO Hummer]

PhilD is a cop???????:confused: :confused: :confused: :giggling:

hahaha! :D :D

That's the first thing I thought when I saw that. :clapping:

[h2co-pilot]

I'm not the biggest fan of jeeps but that #2 pic is pretty ****in sweet if any of you hummer guys can produce a pic that even compares to that I will take back everything I have said about hummers

Pretty sad you dicks have to compare fully modded rigs to a stock vehicle.:OWNED:

Just admit it, you want one and your'e jealous.:fdance:

As they depreciate the back peddling will be abundant.:clapping:

:popcorn:

Edit: Take a peak around at some of the wheeling threads and you'll see pics that aren't so far off from that. (ie: Potato Salad, Steel Bender, Metal Masher...)

[CO Hummer]

Pretty sad you dicks have to compare fully modded rigs to a stock vehicle.:OWNED:

These blackflag retards can't grasp this. If you compared what your ATV could do vs. their rigs, they'd have their panties in a bunch. But they'll compare a rock buggy to a stock or slightly modified rig like it's apples-to-apples. Maybe when they graduate from puberty they'll get some perspective. :rolleyes:

[Poopy]

These blackflag retards can't grasp this. If you compared what your ATV could do vs. their rigs, they'd have their panties in a bunch. But they'll compare a rock buggy to a stock or slightly modified rig like it's apples-to-apples. Maybe when they graduate from puberty they'll get some perspective. :rolleyes:

You guys are the ones comparing, i never posted a pic until one our your henchmen requested it. ATV's are fukin gay. I own one, it cant go half the places a buggy can go. They are only good for pulling trailers around my ranch, and going trail scouting.

[Poopy]

A bunch of trash from the frozen tundra trolling the hummerbois.



Whatever fatty, boggers suck.

[StillRYE]

hey ****head take another look at that video does it look like your comparing your fag mobiles to other stock trucks? no it doesnt your comparing them to modified vehicles and saying they are superior and I have looked at your pics I havent seen anything that my stock f-150 wouldnt make it up

[CO Hummer]

They are only good for pulling trailers around my ranch, and going trail scouting.

hahahahaha! Now we DO have a funny. At last! Yah right, Skippy. You own a ranch, huh? :D :D LMAO. :D :D

BTW - My ATVs can fit through much narrower trails, can jump over ledges that you couldn't dream of driving over, and they can turn on a dime. I'd out wheel you in one any day, any time.

[Poopy]

hahahahaha! Now we DO have a funny. At last! Yah right, Skippy. You own a ranch, huh? :D :D LMAO. :D :D

BTW - My ATVs can fit through much narrower trails, can jump over ledges that you couldn't dream of driving over, and they can turn on a dime. I'd out wheel you in one any day, any time.


Yes i do, not that big, only 10 acres, but a ranch none the less. Your ATV's are only good for tickling paragons scrotum with your knobbies. I would just love, and i mean LOVE to watch you run some of our trails on a stupid atv.

[CO Hummer]

Yes i do, not that big, only 10 acres, but a ranch none the less. Your ATV's are only good for tickling paragons scrotum with your knobbies. I would just love, and i mean LOVE to watch you run some of our trails on a stupid atv.

LET'S SEE SOME PICKS!! DO NOW!!! PROVE IT!
(and don't chop your Daddy's rig out of the pictures, please)


BTW - I love to see you try to keep up with my ATV. You couldn't even fit through the trees on our gnarly trails, dude. Wouldn't stand a chance.

[Poopy]

Here ya go! But now you will probably say i stole it off the internet of something....


http://www.blackflag4x4.com/upload/Pic_for_arrogant_hummer_owners.jpg

[CO Hummer]

Here ya go! But now you will probably say i stole it off the internet of something....


Give me the address of it, and I'll believe it so I can verify it. This ranch isn't even in Canada, is it. :rolleyes:

[PARAGON]

Here ya go! But now you will probably say i stole it off the internet of something....


http://www.blackflag4x4.com/upload/Pic_for_arrogant_hummer_owners.jpgThat's not a ranch, homo. That's a lot.:lame:

[PARAGON]

I retract that, I see your sheep:shhh: :clapping:

[CO Hummer]

That's not a ranch, homo. That's a lot.:lame:

There are some "lots" like this in Colorado too. Usually they get raised for new consturction. The guys with the cash put up some huge houses which stand in contrast to the lil' trailer park house like in the photo.

[PARAGON]

I'm not the biggest fan of jeeps but that #2 pic is pretty ****in sweet if any of you hummer guys can produce a pic that even compares to that I will take back everything I have said about hummersawwww, how gay.

I wheel with those guys on those very trails. In fact, the last time I wheeled with that blue Jeep, he broke and was stuck with front wheels pulling only.:violin:

[Poopy]

I said it was 10 acres, and thats what it is. Beats the suburbia you homos live in.

[DRTYFN]

This thread has more views than Paris Hilton's crack.:jump:

[PARAGON]

I said it was 10 acres, and thats what it is. Beats the suburbia you homos live in.You said it was a ranch. What are trying to do, backtrack now

Perhaps you're a politician? Seems to fit the bill, arrogant, can't admit when you're wrong, low-life, no principles, lacks integrity.

[PARAGON]

This thread has more views than Paris Hilton's crack.:jump:Well, you know, we do what we can.

[h2co-pilot]

:dancingbanana: :jump::grouphug: :jump::dancingbanana:

[StillRYE]

awwww, how gay.

I wheel with those guys on those very trails. In fact, the last time I wheeled with that blue Jeep, he broke and was stuck with front wheels pulling only.:violin:

You wheel THAT trail in THAT pic?? Sorry dude I dont say this very often but you are a F UCKING LIAR wheres the pics????

[PARAGON]

You wheel THAT trail in THAT pic?? Sorry dude I dont say this very often but you are a F UCKING LIAR wheres the pics????it's because you are too ****ing dumb to know if anyone is telling the truth or not

You've already bashed on those pics, moron.

[DRTYFN]

You wheel THAT trail in THAT pic?? Sorry dude I dont say this very often but you are a F UCKING LIAR wheres the pics????
Oh.... here comes the pwning for you.:giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

:jump:

[DennisAJC]

Oh.... here comes the pwning for you.:giggling:

:iagree: Walk right into that one.:jump:

[DRTYFN]

:iagree: Walk right into that one.:jump:
Actually, more like this:

[StillRYE]

it's because you are too ****ing dumb to know if anyone is telling the truth or not

You've already bashed on those pics, moron.

I didnt see a pic of your truck goin up the hill in pic #2 if you got one please by all means show it too me

[StillRYE]

WTF is pwning?

[RazM]

WTF is pwning?

It's something that you'll never accomplish except for maybe a used Playstation.

[PARAGON]

I didnt see a pic of your truck goin up the hill in pic #2 if you got one please by all means show it too meSTFU punk. YOU get absolute mad respect around here when you ****ing call someone a liar...... especially after you have already BS'd about the **** you are talking about.

Tell you what, I'll start playing with you since you want to be the designated retard.

Thanks to your buds for pointing out what you do for a living.

You get to drive one of these all day, I guess delivering parts sucks when it snows, huh?

http://www.lordco.com/History/images/courtenay.gif

[PARAGON]

Ohhh, I see why you work there. You like to walk across the street and try to get a date with some underage boys.

How often do you go over there? Do you go and watch them play baseball all the time?

[DRTYFN]

WTF is pwning?
You are retarded.:rolleyes: But you're Canadian so we might have given you too much credit from the get-go. Our current slang will probably make its way up to you in 10 years or so.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

[DennisAJC]

You are retarded.:rolleyes: But you're Canadian so we might have given you too much credit from the get-go. Our current slang will probably make its way up to you in 10 years or so.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned


Must not...........Feel........Rage......Must.....not.. ...



RAAAARRRR!!!1!!!

Leave my country out of this!:mad: :jump:

[DRTYFN]

Leave my country out of this!:mad: :jump: [/B]
I thought you lived in a very remote Seattle suburb.:jump:

[CO Hummer]

Leave my country out of this!:mad:

Haha! :D

Our condolences go out those in Canada that are getting represented by the blackflag militia.

[sj-x 500]

it's just too bad that no one who owns a hummer could have changed anyviews the world has of hummers nor their owners in this thread. COHummer and paragon are the typical example of the types we'd expect to drive 60g of crap in the bush.

[PARAGON]

it's just too bad that no one who owns a hummer could have changed anyviews the world has of hummers nor their owners in this thread. COHummer and paragon are the typical example of the types we'd expect to drive 60g of crap in the bush.so why go against the grain

BTW, what typical example does that make you bunch of idiots?:clapping:

[KenP]

so why go against the grain

BTW, what typical example does that make you bunch of idiots?:clapping:Stupid double pimp slap idiots.

[PARAGON]

buh-bye

[CO Hummer]

it's just too bad that no one who owns a hummer could have changed anyviews the world has of hummers nor their owners in this thread. COHummer and paragon are the typical example of the types we'd expect to drive 60g of crap in the bush.

Hahahahaha! You think we give a crap about what the world thinks? C'mon sweetie, we're just like you. You know what the world thinks about one toothed, trailer park, beat-yer-girlfriend, white trash like you. But we don't see ya trying to improve your image. Why should we?

;)

[KenP]

Hahahahaha! You think we give a crap about what the world thinks? C'mon sweetie, we're just like you. You know what the world thinks about one toothed, trailer park, beat-yer-girlfriend, white trash like you. But we don't see ya trying to improve your image. Why should we?

;):jump: :iagree: :jump:

[Limey]

Alright, I've read the whole 16 pages of fighting and this is what I have to say. Every arguement for the H2 is just stupid. "lol my h2 will like totally climb like 16 inches over that speed bump and get me to starbucks lol". So will a Toyota. Toyota never bragged about it though because its not that impressive. "Well, I can drive my H2 though 20 inches of water". Whoopdee-****ing-do. I've driven a STOCK '87 nissan though more than that in 2wd*. Did that nissan cost 65g's? Nope, 900 bucks. But it didn't didn't have leather seats. Oh well. And the whole, "Ya, but mine can do all this mediocre **** STOCK", nobody gives a ****. And besides, seeing as how H2's are reshelled Tahoes, people basically paid for a Tahoe** with about 15 grand of extra ****, ie., locking diff, extra plastic, 27 cup holders. So seeing as how Poopy has about 15 grand in his rig, I'd say it's a completely valid arguement. Basically, whatever you spend on an H2 to improve performance, and I use the word performance loosely here, you could spend on anything else and have a superior vehicle. What I'm basically saying to all the people here, is that Poopy's truck would **** all over an H2. End of story.


*2wd. 2 wheel drive for all the dumbasses with their godly full time t-cases.
**Pricing from General Motors official website.

[Limey]

HAHAHA this site automatically censors stuff? How supportive of the american right to free speech.:clapping: Amazing how americans will buy H2's but forget about their own bill of rights.

[h2co-pilot]

HAHAHA this site automatically censors stuff? How supportive of the american right to free speech.:clapping: Amazing how americans will buy H2's but forget about their own bill of rights.

You're so ****ing enlightened.


Alright, I've read the whole 16 pages of fighting and this is what I have to say. Every arguement for the H2 is just stupid. "lol my h2 will like totally climb like 16 inches over that speed bump and get me to starbucks

LMFAO! Good boy- now read the other 90 mmmK?

[NewHummerGuy]

HAHAHA this site automatically censors stuff? How supportive of the american right to free speech.:clapping: Amazing how americans will buy H2's but forget about their own bill of rights.


You better run and wipe Poopys poopy off your nose:giggling:

[Limey]

You're so ****ing enlightened.

LMFAO! Good boy- now read the other 90 mmmK?

Why would I want to slog though 90 pages of garbage that has nothing to do with a capable 4x4? I just wanted to read the parts where you got your asses handed to you. and "newhummerguy", you give people credit where credit is due. Wouldn't expect someone who's never driven a real ruck to know though.

[PARAGON]

Alright,
blah blah blah
End of story.

YEAH!!!! :clapping:

[PARAGON]

Why would I want to slog though 90 pages of garbage that has nothing to do with a capable 4x4? I just wanted to read the parts where you got your asses handed to you. and "newhummerguy", you give people credit where credit is due. Wouldn't expect someone who's never driven a real ruck to know though.Because you are ****ing stupid enough to come to a Hummer forum and slog through Hummer posts and the post anti-Hummer comments.

Of course, collectively, maybe you can help bring the Blagflag brothers IQ over 80. It's looking doubtful.

[StillRYE]

HEY hey fellas ya just couldnt handle it could ya so you had to ban me thats ok I still look up to all you guys and i wish one day I might be as cool as all you world of warcraft type guys

[DRTYFN]

HEY hey fellas ya just couldnt handle it could ya so you had to ban me thats ok I still look up to all you guys and i wish one day I might be as cool as all you world of warcraft type guys
Go chew on your seal blubber.

[Kerr]

after watching that video i hope it was made as a joke. If now the video maker really needs to get out more.

[PARAGON]

after watching that video i hope it was made as a joke. If now the video maker really needs to get out more.it's a joke that's been going on for many a page now

[NJ H2]

The Joke is even funnier 106 pages later! :D

[StillRYE]

Ahh so you guys are finally admitting that H2s are jokes good for you the first step is admitting it

[DRTYFN]

Ahh so you guys are finally admitting that H2s are jokes good for you the first step is admitting it

Reading comprehension PWNS you. You being Canadian that's not a big surprise.:giggling:

[KenP]

Ahh so you guys are finally admitting that H2s are jokes good for you the first step is admitting itRentfree in the blackfaggers head!!! Love it.:perfect10s: :perfect10s:

[StillRYE]

ya know what I really think is sad? The fact that you guys use slang from the world of warcraft and you actually think its cool i suggest you might wanna get out and live life maybe get a g/f move outta your parents basement maybe just a suggestion

[h2co-pilot]

You just can't keep away can you? :excited:


Somebody luvs Hummers.....:dancingbanana:

[PARAGON]

ya know what I really think is sad? The fact that you guys use slang from the world of warcraft and you actually think its cool i suggest you might wanna get out and live life maybe get a g/f move outta your parents basement maybe just a suggestioncomedy from the parts counter

[DRTYFN]

ya know what I really think is sad? The fact that you guys use slang from the world of warcraft and you actually think its cool i suggest you might wanna get out and live life maybe get a g/f move outta your parents basement maybe just a suggestion

It just burns you being told that you're getting Pwnt.:OWNED:

[Rockyot]

VERY NICE! I HAVE HAD 2 JEEP RUBICONS AND NOW OWN THE BEST. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I MADE A GOOD DECISION.

[KenP]

ya know what I really think is sad? The fact that you guys use slang from the world of warcraft and you actually think its cool i suggest you might wanna get out and live life maybe get a g/f move outta your parents basement maybe just a suggestionOh just go pack some rear bearings will ya?:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

So I'm puttering around on Youtube and found the Dennis Tribute video.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaNeNZEtHI
Quite a few people are adding it as a favorite.:clapping:

[h2co-pilot]

So I'm puttering around on Youtube and found the Dennis Tribute video.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaNeNZEtHI
Quite a few people are adding it as a favorite.:clapping:

Over 65,000 views.:clapping:

Just watched it again.:D:excited::D

Gawd! I love that video!!!!:jump:

[tazhog54]

I'm sitting here sicker than a dog !Head cold , both ends are working better than Me breathing Sitting on the throne (pucking and downloading uncontrolable)and that is a great video makes me feel a hell of a lot better !!!THANKS !! Tazhog:clapping:

[DRTYFN]

I'm sitting here sicker than a dog !Head cold , both ends are working better than Me breathing Sitting on the throne (pucking and downloading uncontrolable)and that is a great video makes me feel a hell of a lot better !!!THANKS !! Tazhog:clapping:
Puking & faucet butt??? That's below average. Don't laugh too hard and shart in your drawers.:jump:

[KenP]

I'm sitting here sicker than a dog !Head cold , both ends are working better than Me breathing Sitting on the throne (pucking and downloading uncontrolable)and that is a great video makes me feel a hell of a lot better !!!THANKS !! Tazhog:clapping:I just quoted that so I can translate it in the morning.:p

[DRTYFN]

I just quoted that so I can translate it in the morning.:p
I think it's Shiitnese.:jump:

[HummerRecovery]

:lame:

Ontario Trails 1 : Hummer 0

[HummerRecovery]

yep... this guy drove home to NYC only 2wd capable and without that door!!

[HummerRecovery]

:lame: x2 (loaned from GM Canada for a trail test)

Trails 2 : Hummer 0

[RazM]

:lame: x2 (loaned from GM Canada for a trail test)

Trails 2 : Hummer 0

Wow, a tie rod popped, that NEVER happens to other offroad rigs... :lame:

Try harder kid

[RazM]

yep... this guy drove home to NYC only 2wd capable and without that door!!

The only driver on the trail with the balls to attempt some serious stuff eh?

Every other rig in the back look like they were just waxed.

What trail was this anyway? What exactly happened, rolled?

Please, if you want to discuss real offroading, welcome. If all you're gonna do is pull stuff out of your a$$, then GFY and move out of Canada. :twak:

[DRTYFN]

:lame:

Ontario Trails 1 : Hummer 0
Ouch.

I knew you this would be your plan of operation when I saw you registering.:fdance:

Where's your rig?

[HummerRecovery]

The H1 did the damage on a trail called Greens Mountain (kinda funny callin it a mountain in Ontario) but it was purely driver error. He was told to go one way and didn't listen, and got fukked on a stump... not sure the full extent of the damage, but mechanically, there was either damage to the front diff, or the T/C.

the H3 was damaged on another trail called the Rock...

funny thing about all this is that it was the same weekend! Camp NL 2005

sorry.. there were no H2's out there...

as for my rig...

its an import... 2000 Xterra, seen here on 31's... since these pics (taken in october) its got 33's under it, and is getting a 3" B/L and a rear air locker.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/CRAZ4SNO/UofJ507CleanupandGreensMnt.jpg

[DRTYFN]

The H1 did the damage on a trail called Greens Mountain (kinda funny callin it a mountain in Ontario) but it was purely driver error. He was told to go one way and didn't listen, and got fukked on a stump... not sure the full extent of the damage, but mechanically, there was either damage to the front diff, or the T/C.

the H3 was damaged on another trail called the Rock...

funny thing about all this is that it was the same weekend! Camp NL 2005

sorry.. there were no H2's out there...

as for my rig...

its an import... 2000 Xterra, seen here on 31's... since these pics (taken in october) its got 33's under it, and is getting a 3" B/L and a rear air locker.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/CRAZ4SNO/UofJ507CleanupandGreensMnt.jpg

Shaggy is going to sprout wergin wood over that rig.:jump:
Are there lots of deep water crossings up there?:giggling:
Not listening to spotters is definitely a no-no.

[HummerRecovery]

there are a few...

here's a shot from the same day

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/CRAZ4SNO/UofJ507CleanupandGreensMnt-2.jpg

[MarineHawk]

Shaggy is going to sprout wergin wood over that rig.

LOL. That's like the Shaggy Holy Grail.

[MarineHawk]

;) as for my rig...

its an import... 2000 Xterra, seen here on 31's... since these pics (taken in october) its got 33's under it, and is getting a 3" B/L and a rear air locker.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/CRAZ4SNO/UofJ507CleanupandGreensMnt.jpg

Looks like you need a front locker. (So do I). Or at least a little TC2, which is even better.

[HummerRecovery]

not gonna lock the front till I can finish my D44 conversion. I hate IFS!

[MarineHawk]

not gonna lock the front till I can finish my D44 conversion.

Shaggy really would orgasm over that.

Why the body lift instead of a suspension lift?

[HummerRecovery]

already maxed the suspension... 3" done now

SLR UCA's, extra leaves with leaf pack skidderz, SAW T-bars, shackles...

[DennisAJC]

Here's Team XTERRA tackling the stairs at Moab. Something the H2's can do with their eyes closed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX6Zov-FFI4


Uhhhhhhhhh.........I'll stay with my H2.:jump:

[HummerRecovery]

yeah... that was a freak accident. Supercharger gave too much for the LSD to handle it... Jorge was wheeling open wheel...

a hummer is fine in the wide open... but lets see it work in the forest... even an Xterra is too big for some places that Jeeps can go with ease.

if I were doing it all over again... think it would be an Unlimited...

[DennisAJC]

Driver error. Not the rig.

I agree with your H1 & H3 assesment.:shhh: :jump: :popcorn:

[DRTYFN]

yeah... that was a freak accident. Supercharger gave too much for the LSD to handle it... Jorge was wheeling open wheel...

a hummer is fine in the wide open... but lets see it work in the forest... even an Xterra is too big for some places that Jeeps can go with ease.

if I were doing it all over again... think it would be an Unlimited...

We manage.:fdance:

[RazM]

The H1 did the damage on a trail called Greens Mountain (kinda funny callin it a mountain in Ontario) but it was purely driver error. He was told to go one way and didn't listen, and got fukked on a stump... not sure the full extent of the damage, but mechanically, there was either damage to the front diff, or the T/C.

the H3 was damaged on another trail called the Rock...

funny thing about all this is that it was the same weekend! Camp NL 2005

sorry.. there were no H2's out there...

as for my rig...

its an import... 2000 Xterra, seen here on 31's... since these pics (taken in october) its got 33's under it, and is getting a 3" B/L and a rear air locker.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/CRAZ4SNO/UofJ507CleanupandGreensMnt.jpg

Wow, look at all the mods and work necessary to make it comparable to a STOCK H3.

And you still can't fit 35"s :giggling::giggling::giggling:

[MarineHawk]

We manage.:fdance:

ditto

[MarineHawk]

..

[MarineHawk]

.

[h2co-pilot]

Yeah, it makes it more fun. We have obstacles in 3D, if you will, as most of the others just worry about the ground.:D

It's kinda like playin a game of Operation!:jump:

[DRTYFN]

I don't want to ever hear another Toyota driver yammering about how much better they are than Hummers. This guy sure f*cks up his attempt on the Escalator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXPvh8MTzKg

[DRTYFN]

HAHA!!! Jeep can't get over this curb.:OWNED:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-PNgcafckg

[ZigsRig]

Does turning on your windshield wipers help? :clapping: :giggling:

[DRTYFN]

Enjoy friends!

http://www.dennisajc.com/.h2/jeeptribute.wmv

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This video never gets old.:beerchug:

[dochummer]

It's a classic.... Great job Dennis!

[Huck BB62]

This video never gets old.:beerchug:

AAAaaaaaRRRRGgggggHHHHhhhh! It doesn't come up now!

[H2Singh]

Dennis, could you reactivate your video link, pulease. I would love to see Moab footage.

[frenzy1]

:iagree: :twak:

[HummBebe]

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[KenP]

You Tube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaNeNZEtHI

[HummBebe]

Thanks :dancingbanana:

[DRTYFN]

.

[KenP]

39608

[NEOCON1]

gotta love the comments :giggling:

[DRTYFN]

Bringing butthurt to Jeeps since '05.:jump:

Almost 11,000 views. I wonder how many were guys at GM going:giggling:?

[NEOCON1]

you guys have been rent free in some heepers heads for a couple years now :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :giggling:

[DennisAJC]

you guys have been rent free in some heepers heads for a couple years now :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :giggling:


Without us. FUH2 would not exsist.:giggling:

[Alan06SUT]

I hope all of those broke 16 year old web wheelers who posted replies feel better about themselves now!:OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

You should see all of the 18-19y/o idiotic turds that talk stupid sh*t on Youtube about Hummers. :clapping:

[Alan06SUT]

You should see all of the 18-19y/o idiotic turds that talk stupid sh*t on Youtube about Hummers. :clapping:

I'd like to see them tow anything besides a styrofam cooler, fit four guys with bikes, canoes, camping stuff etc, or have a quiet and comfortable ride across the states in a jeep. Capability is much more than trail capability and these idiots just don't get it.

[lonePalm]

nice!

[Petey]

RARRRRRAAAARRRRAAARRR!!!!1!11111

[DennisAJC]

PETEY!!1!!!!!!!!!!!


Where TF you been?:jump:

[jmsspratlin]

Very nice vid. Thanks....Jamie

[DennisAJC]

Very nice vid. Thanks....Jamie

Dang! That's almost 3 years old!

We're working on a masterpiece. No joking, just serious wheelin this time around. :mad:

And maybe throw in a few chromed shots for our bling brothers and sisters.:D

[DRTYFN]

:jump:

[h2co-pilot]

Bringing the Raaar since 7/2005.:D

[obzidian]

Bringing the Raaar since 7/2005.:D



:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

WOW!!! 100 plus pages and pwn's all of kinds!! Maybe it's the how baddass our trucks are at doing more than one thing is the reason why we are so hated!!


All i know is that this thread is monsterous and will probably out live a FJ out in some serious stuff!

[DennisAJC]

JEEBUS!!! It just went from YouTube's #55th Most Discussed to #45.:jump:



And the comments are getting berry berry angry.:OWNED:

[Agriv8r]

:jump: HATE WHEN THE BERRY BERRY COMES OUT....

[DRTYFN]

You Tube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaNeNZEtHI
:jump: :jump:

[timgco]

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raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!:fdance:

[CO Hummer]

Friggin Jeepers. What a bunch of idiots.