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01-23-2006, 09:27 PM
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Daddy! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: Don’t you even think about taking that to the Taxidermist!
 made my day... |
01-23-2006, 09:27 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: League City, Tx
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Daddy! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: Don’t you even think about taking that to the Taxidermist!
made my day... |
01-23-2006, 09:35 PM
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Banned
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LMAO!! Ah...I love being southern!  |
01-23-2006, 09:43 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Location: I CAN BARELY SEE THE ROAD...
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"OBAMA......Making Jimmy Carter LOOK GOOD!"
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01-23-2006, 10:15 PM
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Hummer Guru
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
LMAO!! Ah...I love being southern! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-23-2006, 10:27 PM
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Hummer Guru
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Winchester Silver Tips ARE Hollow Points!  |
01-23-2006, 10:37 PM
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Hummer Authority
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ROFLMFAO! |
01-23-2006, 10:45 PM
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Hummer Deity
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Winchester Silver Tips ARE Hollow Points! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Only you Klaus.
They didn't have a "run and scream at him like a freaking maniac and shove his knife up his ass that he wipes with his own hand then use it to cut out his tongue and slit his sac" option or "run away and scream like the gurl you are." 
Oh well, guess I am an Independent. |
01-24-2006, 01:21 AM
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Location: rollin with Beebs & F5
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git-r-dun
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GREEN no BLING , LINE-X & 35's , Adv. , monsoon & some other crap too 
Hangin with my HOABies , Bling is cool but HOABies RULE!!!!
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"Fred Thompson for President "
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01-24-2006, 01:49 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 2-H2's:
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Daddy! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: Don’t you even think about taking that to the Taxidermist!
made my day... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oregon Republican's response:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
(sound of shotgun safety) BOOYAAAH!!!!! BOOYAAAH!!!!!BOOYAAAH!!!!!BOOYAAAH!!!!!BOOYAAAH!!!!!
(sounds of keys jingling, vehicle door opening & closing and H2 engine roaring to life) VVVVRAAARRRROOOOMMMMM!!!!! (sounds of squishing, bodily fluids being squirting and bones being crushed X5)
(sound of zipper) (sound of piss hitting pulpy mess)
BIG SMILE
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01-24-2006, 11:05 AM
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Hummer Deity
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
(sound of zipper) (sound of piss hitting pulpy mess)
BIG SMILE </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO. Allah help him if the Oregonian brought a Propel. |
01-24-2006, 12:49 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Location: Fcuk 'em, leave 'em pissed
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I am more or less a Pacifist (maybe a Pragmatic Pacifist)...but even I would put a bullet in the guys brain in that situation.
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01-24-2006, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Addition: Nev-aa-dan response:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
BANG
dial 911
"...I need a man arrested"
Oh, and HK P2000SK .40 Black Talons...oh sorry, can't say that anymore...
Great post! |
01-24-2006, 04:35 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Happilly not affiliated with any political party, but the answer is still the same -
BANG! One shot, one kill. Its that simple.
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01-24-2006, 05:03 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Kneecap him, then donkey kick his skull into a nice body temperature hummus. Serve promptly Delicious!!
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01-24-2006, 05:09 PM
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Not funny.
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01-24-2006, 05:25 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Back off....Hillary
Wasn't it YOUR husband, with a cigar, in the oval office & a nasty stained dress that got you this butt hurt, then elected to senate?
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01-24-2006, 05:27 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 2-H2's:
Back off....Hillary
Wasn't it YOUR husband, with a cigar, in the oval office & a nasty stained dress that got you this butt hurt, then elected to senate? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't understand the question.
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01-24-2006, 05:40 PM
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Hummer Guru
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 2-H2's:
Back off....Hillary
Wasn't it YOUR husband, with a cigar, in the oval office & a nasty stained dress that got you this butt hurt, then elected to senate? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't recall the question. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
fissed
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01-25-2006, 05:12 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 2-H2's:
Back off....Hillary
Wasn't it YOUR husband, with a cigar, in the oval office & a nasty stained dress that got you this butt hurt, then elected to senate? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't understand the question. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Funny, your post count is 234 but only 5 of your posts still exist. You remind me of someone I know. Do you like thick, dark beer? |
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