Very tragic.

[Buckeye Hummer]

Maybe if you use more language like the following:

Darn It
Fooey
Whippersnapper
Nincumpoop
Poop

It would go kind of like this:

Darn it John B. You are such a nincumpoop. We all say Fooey on you. Why did you come here with this attitude? Did you Poop your diaper?

Maybe this would be more fun,
Or maybe not.

*Coffee/Espresso all in one
*Ancient Microwave with Metal Rack (don't understand)
*Klein Mtn. Bike that I never ride
*Chiminia (Garaged until the fires stop here)
*Wallet with no money/1 credit card and a Ralph's discount card I can't use until the strike is over